GET THE MOTHER -blam!-ING BLEACH has anyone been as far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like....actually ur just really cute and i just wanted to get ur attention You mad? Why you mad? I ain’t even mad. Have a smiley face on me. Chicks love them some smiley faces. So here have some more . You still mad? You still mad? It is abnormal to you because the square root of the box you live in is the exact size of the moons shadow - minus the round edges I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. "Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too." Hey I noticed your giving your thumbs up to me for viewing your profile, did you know that I was once walking through the woods and I saw a thumb on the floor it was deformed and the nail was half hanging off. I didn’t know what to do so I picked it up and put it in my bag, long story short I can’t find it and lost it in my room, could you help me find it? Please put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this, because they have been eaten by dragons. I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, I’m not in a rush. Because I’m a turtle.” I just tried to change my password to penis, but it said it was too short I’m as pissed off as a midget with a yo-yo SOBER is actually an acronym that stands for: Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila. She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked. fact: It's not masturbation if you use a puppet. I would love to start working out, but I'm beefing up for my "before" picture Do you know CPR because my dick stopped breathing. i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowershas anyone been as far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like....actually ur just really cute and i just wanted to get ur attention You mad? Why you mad? I ain’t even mad. Have a smiley face on me. Chicks love them some smiley faces. So here have some more . You still mad? You still mad? It is abnormal to you because the square root of the box you live in is the exact size of the moons shadow - minus the round edges I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. "Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too." Hey I noticed your giving your thumbs up to me for viewing your profile, did you know that I was once walking through the woods and I saw a thumb on the floor it was deformed and the nail was half hanging off. I didn’t know what to do so I picked it up and put it in my bag, long story short I can’t find it and lost it in my room, could you help me find it? Please put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this, because they have been eaten by dragons. I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, I’m not in a rush. Because I’m a turtle.” I just tried to change my password to penis, but it said it was too short I’m as pissed off as a midget with a yo-yo SOBER is actually an acronym that stands for: Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila. She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked. fact: It's not masturbation if you use a puppet. I would love to start working out, but I'm beefing up for my "before" picture Do you know CPR because my dick stopped breathing. i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowershas anyone been as far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like....actually ur just really cute and i just wanted to get ur attention You mad? Why you mad? I ain’t even mad. Have a smiley face on me. Chicks love them some smiley faces. So here have some more . You still mad? You still mad? It is abnormal to you because the square root of the box you live in is the exact size of the moons shadow - minus the round edges I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. "Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too." Hey I noticed your giving your thumbs up to me for viewing your profile, did you know that I was once walking through the woods and I saw a thumb on the floor it was deformed and the nail was half hanging off. I didn’t know what to do so I picked it up and put it in my bag, long story short I can’t find it and lost it in my room, could you help me find it? Please put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this, because they have been eaten by dragons. I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, I’m not in a rush. Because I’m a turtle.” I just tried to change my password to penis, but it said it was too short I’m as pissed off as a midget with a yo-yo SOBER is actually an acronym that stands for: Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila. She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked. fact: It's not masturbation if you use a puppet. I would love to start working out, but I'm beefing up for my "before" picture Do you know CPR because my dick stopped breathing. i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowershas anyone been as far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like....actually ur just really cute and i just wanted to get ur attention