"You really oughta like me, I think I'm pretty cool, I mean I'm not sure what really separates me from all of these other guys but I'd still appreciate a chance"
"Stop looking at me and then not saying anything. I'm not a TV, sometimes you can say things to me."
"Stop being pretty, you're distracting me and I really need to focus on what I'm doing"
"I should say something to you instead of sitting way over here and hoping that you come prancing into my arms like we're in a Disney movie"
"-blam!- this, high school relationships are over rated anyways"
"Goddamn I really wish I was in a committed relationship"
"I wonder if you'd think it's weird if I sat next to you right now"
"I must seem really creepy"
"Why do I over think everything?"
"I bet you think I'm gay"
-[i][b]After we speak with each other[/b][/i]-
"She totally loves me"
"Maybe she didn't actually like me that much"
"She hated me, that was obviously just an act to avoid upsetting me"
"That other girl was kind of cute.. Forget that other girl! She's a bitch anyways!"
"This is too much work, gay people must have it so much easier"
"Maybe I just need to wait"
"I miss her"
"I wonder if I'll ever get married"
[spoiler]stop telling me to talk to girls, if I didn't talk to them then I wouldn't be thinking these things in the first place lol [/spoiler]
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Edited by ZoniCat: 10/29/2015 11:55:15 PMstep 1: make a fool proof plan that abuses everyone you know you gather one piece of information about her step 2: do it again step 3: after you have enough fragments, talk to her. bring up subjects she likes step 4: ask her out step 5: get rejected step 6: creep into her bedroom at night step 7: fhritp step 8: discover she is super popular and had to turn you down, but really likes you step 9: fhrit-@ss- step 10: have a secret relationship and eventually ask her to marry you, get rejected, ask why . . . [spoiler]step 11: wake up[/spoiler] [spoiler]step 12: see the chic in your dream the next day[/spoiler] [spoiler]step 13: 'fuk dis sh1t I'm out'[/spoiler]