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Edited by Woupsea: 11/21/2015 9:04:45 PM
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My thoughts while around cute girls

"You really oughta like me, I think I'm pretty cool, I mean I'm not sure what really separates me from all of these other guys but I'd still appreciate a chance" "Stop looking at me and then not saying anything. I'm not a TV, sometimes you can say things to me." "Stop being pretty, you're distracting me and I really need to focus on what I'm doing" "I should say something to you instead of sitting way over here and hoping that you come prancing into my arms like we're in a Disney movie" "-blam!- this, high school relationships are over rated anyways" "Goddamn I really wish I was in a committed relationship" "I wonder if you'd think it's weird if I sat next to you right now" "I must seem really creepy" "Why do I over think everything?" "I bet you think I'm gay" -[i][b]After we speak with each other[/b][/i]- "She totally loves me" "Maybe she didn't actually like me that much" "She hated me, that was obviously just an act to avoid upsetting me" "That other girl was kind of cute.. Forget that other girl! She's a bitch anyways!" "This is too much work, gay people must have it so much easier" "Maybe I just need to wait" "I miss her" "I wonder if I'll ever get married" [spoiler]stop telling me to talk to girls, if I didn't talk to them then I wouldn't be thinking these things in the first place lol [/spoiler]

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  • *sees hot grill* Hey girl, I've got a full set of daedric armor with your name on it. Dat ass. Like that hair. Girl I could carry you through a dungeon any day. I should probably say something to her. Do you like hentai? No that's weird, I better ask something else. Do you like anal? Thats better. Oh shit, she's standing next to a boy. 1v1 me rust fgt. Dat ass. Pretty eyes. One handed or two? Heavy or light? What Pokemon did she pick? Do you think she's beat super meat boy? How far has she gotten on zombies? Does she watch breaking bad? Dat ass. Them titties tho. Wonder how she feels about shaved heads. Does she have an accent? Netflix and chill? Oh hey, who's that girl? *process repeats*

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