Death to the bastard cryptarch! He's been way more naughty than nice! Even the non-existent fat guy agrees!
A new cryptarch will rise in his place as he's the corrupt leader preventing them from showing their benevolent talents! ...or if they're bastards well just hang them until they become nice.
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I don't think you could crucify the Cryptarch any number of times as it still wouldn't matter. But, you're welcome to try.