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Edited by Woupsea: 11/21/2015 9:04:45 PM
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My thoughts while around cute girls

"You really oughta like me, I think I'm pretty cool, I mean I'm not sure what really separates me from all of these other guys but I'd still appreciate a chance" "Stop looking at me and then not saying anything. I'm not a TV, sometimes you can say things to me." "Stop being pretty, you're distracting me and I really need to focus on what I'm doing" "I should say something to you instead of sitting way over here and hoping that you come prancing into my arms like we're in a Disney movie" "-blam!- this, high school relationships are over rated anyways" "Goddamn I really wish I was in a committed relationship" "I wonder if you'd think it's weird if I sat next to you right now" "I must seem really creepy" "Why do I over think everything?" "I bet you think I'm gay" -[i][b]After we speak with each other[/b][/i]- "She totally loves me" "Maybe she didn't actually like me that much" "She hated me, that was obviously just an act to avoid upsetting me" "That other girl was kind of cute.. Forget that other girl! She's a bitch anyways!" "This is too much work, gay people must have it so much easier" "Maybe I just need to wait" "I miss her" "I wonder if I'll ever get married" [spoiler]stop telling me to talk to girls, if I didn't talk to them then I wouldn't be thinking these things in the first place lol [/spoiler]

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  • Edited by KingKrown: 11/1/2015 3:56:36 PM
    "Man that chick is beau-I AM KING KROWN,DUN DUN DUN DUN-Black Sabbath- "FOCUS! right....on what?looking at her ass?NO YOU DUM--No.. Focus on not looking at her ass?what kind of sense does that make?this is why I don't talk to you. I AM YOU., Yea,This is why I don't talk to you. "She looked my way...Oh,she looked again!... I wonder did she look because I'm really handsome or I'm amusingly ugly?" "...Well,It has to be because I'm handsome,Granny said so and she wouldn't lie to me.....right?" "If she looks at you more than once, go for it!" "okay that's twice" "I'M GOING FOR IT!" -Walks right past her "...Oh my goodness..you p*ssy" "Move,MOVE,MOVE OVER,let me drive,you suck". "That could be the love of my life" "I wonder would she cheat me..." "JUST GO SPEAK TO HER" "but what if she goes off on me?" "she'll be all raw rawr I'm an independent Black woman that don't need no man!" "Wha--What?...That chick isn't even Black" "So..you're saying you need to be a Black woman to be an independent Black woman that don't need no man?" I'm f*cking done talking to you" "please don't leave me" "NO,I"M DONE". "I hope there isn't a booger hanging from my nose...that would suck" "At the worse she shoots the conversation down and you move on with your day" "...now you know I don't function that way,I'd change gyms just to avoid seeing her ever again" "F*ck,she left. I'll talk to her next time she comes here" "yea that's a plan!" ..."Hell yea" ..Yea,I kind of argue with the "other guys" in my head >_> .

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