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#Recruitment

Edited by OriginNine: 10/30/2015 1:56:26 AM
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  • Need 1 for oryx same name as above. -Must reply with TL;DR -Must be 310+ -Must Have experience -Must have emblem -Must have ToM and Black Spindle equipped at the same time -Must use a Jackolyte before fighting Golgoroth -Must have turtle beach head set, non of this knock off BS -Must be between 24-32 years of age -Must be willing to hand over your first born child -Must be playing on a 60in LED Sony or Samnsung 40k TV -Must be willing to be motivated by Shia LaBeouf before starting the raid -Must have a valid driver's license -Must have a day job -Must have an account on five different dating sites -Must have replied to 30 different posts in the forums -Must be part of a clan -Must own all gaming systems (Yes you must have Destiny for Wii U) -Must have created a "Where are the gamer girls?" post -Must be a fan of the Jacksonville Jaguars -Must refer to everyone as bruh -Sign on the dotted line with your blood -Must understand that if you die you're booted, no second chances -Grimoire score needs to be 4000+ -Must have killed Oryx in Normal Mode with Khvostov 7G-02 -Must have soloed VOG, CE, and POE -Must have year 2 GHorn that Deej sold -Must have done the tombship jumping blindfolded while yodeling. -Must pay me $100 to carry your scrub arse through the raid -Must be a dirty filthy casual -Must be a MLG with T-Shirt and photo to prove it -Must have Optimus Prime Painted Sparrow with Tumbler -Must have a dial-up internet connection -Must have an Androi and a contract with Verizon -Must be crisscross applesauce spoons in a bowl while playing -Must have a neck beard -Must have experience sexually pleasing Oryx -Must equip your DSR/Balista and hit a 720 y y ladder stall shotgun reload cancel shock charge claymore insta-swap diamond camo sucide God mode Hax beehive Dorito-Bigfoot racist Panda mountaindew vanossgamin Pewds -Must have a squeky voice, no voice modifiers take in some helium balloons scrubs. -Must secretly be a super hero or a busy adult with many busy adult things to do. -Must be an all around nice person, no dbags allowed -Must T-Bag Oryx after you've killed him -Must have two thumbs up and not give a damn -Must get nothing but moldering shards and like it -Must have an apartment in the Lighthouse on Mercury -Must have no deaths in your entire time of playing Destiny -Must have soloed Xylar and Randal the Vandal -Must know primary ammo glitch -Must have soloed the Cosmodrome patrol -Must be a Victoria's Secret model, so stunning, so beautiful, unflawed enough to have been turned into a piece of mall advertisement -Must be related to The Stig -Must be naked while playing -Must be sponsored by Red Bull -Must know how to get out of the map on S.A.B.E.R. 2 Strike -Must be willing to put up with me jamming to Sandstorm by Darude at volume 11 -Must have a Crucible K/D of at least 4.20 with 69 kills per match -Must have the worst grammar on the forums but willing to correct other peoples grammar -Must be able to solo Warpriest without jumping. -Must snort Doritos and know how to shove a spoon up your bootyhole -Must admit Glover is the best N64 game you've ever played -Must have a 4.5 gpa and be enrolled in Harvard -Must have frontier shell  at 320 light -Must be iron banner rank 6 -Must have soloed black spindle mission in under 3 minutes -Must be proficient in Microsoft Excel 2013 -Must know how to use Photoshop Creative Cloud -Must have learned to tre flip a skateboard to show oryx up -Must like to cut wrists -Must have found rotom in pokemon without looking or cheating and the first 151 -Must believe Han Solo shot first -Must Stand With Ward -Hail Hydra -Must know the lyrics to "Gangam Style" and be willing to translate them into English and Portuguese -Must be willing to rage quit when you fail at the totems and then ask to be reinvited to the fireteam -Must take a shot every time we wipe -Must have a bachelor's degree in applied science or marine biology -Must have gotten the "Monument to all your sins" solo on PS -Must have completed the Dying Light Raid defeating Xur, The Speaker, and The Traveler -Must be able to do no handed push ups

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