Hello guardians, and welcome to the 2nd official Pocket Infinity newsletter. I'm your host, Luke Smith, and I'm here to share some officially confirmed Bungievision information. First, it was recently announced in a developer interview that the Pocket Infinity will out DPS the year 4 Yallygorn. [spoiler]9:09 AM 9:10 AM George W. Bush AM 9:12 AM[/spoiler] Second, we have been receiving feedback from the community since the release of The Taken King about the health levels of the Sunbreaker Titan in the Crucible. To fix these issues we are suggesting all players switch to Pocket Infinity, as it was recently confirmed by famous youtuber, Life0fYourParty, that the Pocket Infinity will kill the titan in less than .000847 seconds. This makes it a viable option as both a weapon, and a sex toy. Lastly, in order for the Guardians of the travelers light to combat the reign of Shiloh Lebouf. We must combine our strength, and our Pocket Infinities, and we will take back what is ours. This has been Luke Smith, and remember. Stay classy. Stay throwing money at your screens. Stay Pocket Infinity.