Lil Skatey watch favorite MLG rollar skatur [b]Donald[/b] [b]Trump[/b]. However Skatey was an dwarf so he could not compeet in the competitons. When he was 11 year he got an fresh pair of rollar skates off this dead guy in dumpster. His frends pick on him called him Lil Skatey because he is a dwarf on weelz. 1 day while riding like boss on the rong side of the rode Skatey hit by icecream truck he died of not enough sweg. He did ascended to Heaven and met the [b]OG[/b] who gave Skatey the holy [b]Skittals[/b] which brought him back to live. Upon eating the [b]Skittals[/b] Skatey was ressurection on Pizza Planet. The supreme leader of Pizza Planet was died in a ditch on the side of the road. Skatey was frightened by the apron apon the aliens chest that read [quote]AYY LMAO[/quote]. He ran to secret rocket ship and fly to Erth. The rocket was actually nuclear bomb, Erth and Skatey git rekt.