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Edited by Mister McNastie: 10/18/2015 3:45:35 PM
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SUNBREAKERS THE INFOMERCIAL

No, dude. Sunbreakers are tooooootally fine.

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  • Edited by Lakesworth: 10/19/2015 10:20:29 PM
    The Hunter shows off how the arcblade is good for the crucible The titans yells that he's OP The Hunter shows off how there's a perk to Regen health after each kill Titans screams OP The warlock says how his fusion grenades are also great for the crucible Titans incoherently launches a string of 'OP OP OP OP' The fireteam finish their drinks and leave the bar Several months later the fireteam, after patrolling the dreadnaught, return back to the same bar The titan drops one of his fusion grenades and the warlock ask "wait, didn't you say those were OP?" The titan stutters and quickly says "no, never!" The titan stubs his toe and punches the table which resulted in activating his health regen perk The Hunter says "what happened to hungering blade being unfair?" The titan sticks his fingers in his ears like the 5 year old he is and acts as if the Hunter wasn't there After a few rounds, the Hunter and the warlock begin discussing their new supers and the titan joins in "Sunbreaker is better than both of your weak supers! We get the health of a raid boss, seven hammers that do more damage than a golden gun, and they also have tracking!" The Hunter and warlock look at each other in confusion as the titan has all of the "OP" perks their old subclasses had and more They both say that the sunbreaker needs a nerf but the titan screams how the fact that the other two subclases were balanced that it justifies their overpowered subclass. They say, "so the sunbreaker is the best class?" The titan nods to confirm. On the way to the dreadnaught they drop the titan off at a cabal base to test how good it is in the field, the titan jumps down onto the doorstep of the base, but little did he know that he never stood a chance, he was swarmed by every phalanx, legionary, Psion and colossus you could think of,and he panicked. He didn't have invisibility to let him escape, no self rez to fool them into thinking he were dead, no bubble to keep him safe, no lightning powers to clear the way and no bow to capture the enemy. The titan activated his super and aimlessly threw his hammers and the cabal, if they didn't miss they'd hit a phalanx's shield soon after his super ran out, he got swarmed. Poor titan didn't stand a chance,

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