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Edited by Woupsea:
11/21/2015 9:05:03 PM
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My romance with a plushy kitten
So this is a coming out thread of sorts. To be blunt it's about the intimacy I share with my plushy cat doll, Suki. Now it isn't a physical love and I've never looked at it as any kind of sex object, but I've always been hopelessly and neck deep in love with the little thing. How could I not be? The cute little eyes and silky smooth beige fur.. loving Suki was only a natural reaction to such a cute object. In fact, calling Suki an object feels like a disservice to her. I prefer to think of her as an animal that never received the blessing of life, but Suki doesn't need life. She has love <3
(I included a picture of her)
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2 RepliesLMFAO
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2 RepliesAGH. HAHA.
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I violated the [url=https://31.media.tumblr.com/aa76092b840abbb116146df39f041967/tumblr_mukhrdvGzw1r6d0sao1_500.gif]Code of Lenny[/url] and was met with Lenny justice.
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I'm in love with a plushy husky <3
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1 ReplyI violated the [url=http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/ea67_soft_kitty_singing_plush.jpg ]Code of Conduct[/url] and was met with Ninja Justice.
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Meowth
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Same tbh
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That plush is [i]really[/i] cute...
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Oh funky monkey...
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1 Reply#lovewins am I rite?
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Woup. Go back to sleep.
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That's the weirdest plush cat I've ever seen
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10/10 would bang
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I miss sir bobfrey the second..... He was my pillow pet :'(
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Edited by Deus_Irae: 10/17/2015 3:59:38 AMHey, whatever gets you off at night is up to you
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12 RepliesWhatever makes you happy man.
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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf
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2 RepliesI nominate OP for the Amanda Todd challenge!
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1 ReplyThat is worse than -blam!-ing your cousin for -blam!-s sake
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5 RepliesSo this is why the world is shit....
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1 ReplyIf you really loved her, you'd bang her.
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4 RepliesWhere's the hole?
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1 ReplyIntriguing, but highly disturbing.
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2 RepliesWoup, some of your threads hurt my soul.
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1 ReplyTHIS is why you won't love me?! <\3
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5 RepliesDisappointed it's not named DTL....
