(John Madden voice) "Well the joke is that you're a guy, and you're going to take a gun to play what you think is Russian Roulette, but see, since the handgun is semiautomatic, you're going to take the handgun and there's only one chamber so you're basically just committing suicide. And that loaded, unavoidable brain-destroying gunshot wound is more trustworthy of a game to play than what Luke Smith tells you."