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Mine is:
Xûr bringing good gear.
Also, vanilla rahool.
(-blam!- you Rahool. All them damn blues...)
Favourites so far:
[quote]a bridge made of toilet paper[/quote]
[quote]Good loot in destiny[/quote]
[quote]A fart after the 20th mile.[/quote]
[quote]pinochio. [/quote]
[quote]A thief with my wallet...
....
.....
Wait a minute.......?!?! .......
They're the same thing.... My bad[/quote]
[quote]The Nigerian prince who wants to make me rich[/quote]
[quote]Everything[/quote]
^^haha
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"Ha, You're crushing them!"
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Enough condom jokes, please!
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Obama, and i don't trust him at all.
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Sitting down on a gas station's public restroom toilet in New Jersey.
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WebMD
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A convicted child rapist to baby sit my sister
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Hipsters saying something is cool.
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Edited by SmilingPhases: 10/15/2015 6:47:49 PMGeorge Bush Tony Blair Tories Jimmy Saville babysitting my kids
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the guy in the old mail truck with "ice cream" spray painted on the side
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A meth head to guard my stash of Sudafed.
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The man behind you pointing a gun at the back of your head in the dark forest, telling you to dig a hole. He's a pretty cool guy, had some drinks over at Boston Pizza the other day.
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A dump I took last night.
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Week old hit chinese food
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A wet fart
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The aliens from "starship troopers"
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That girl from the bar last night. Still can't find my wallet.....
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Warm gas station potato salad
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Auto Rifles during the Thorn Era
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Luke smith
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A new character in Walking Dead
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Mexican police officers.
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The fence in my backyard. It has stood up tall and high through all types of wether conditions. I have a lot of respect for it. Doing everything it can to protect my privacy. :)
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Chuck Norris
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Patches from dark souls
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Hilary and Bill Clinton.
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A barber with Parkinson's giving me a straight razor shave That the huge dude in the prison shower really did just drop his soap and needs me to pick it up That grandma's big ears really are to better to hear me with.
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Jared the subway guy