Go!
Mine is:
Xûr bringing good gear.
Also, vanilla rahool.
(-blam!- you Rahool. All them damn blues...)
Favourites so far:
[quote]a bridge made of toilet paper[/quote]
[quote]Good loot in destiny[/quote]
[quote]A fart after the 20th mile.[/quote]
[quote]pinochio. [/quote]
[quote]A thief with my wallet...
....
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Wait a minute.......?!?! .......
They're the same thing.... My bad[/quote]
[quote]The Nigerian prince who wants to make me rich[/quote]
[quote]Everything[/quote]
^^haha
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trending! Again...
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1250+ replies! Good job guys!
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Haha! Almost 2000!
*looks at other posts*
"Ha, You're crushing them!"
EDIT 4:
Enough condom jokes, please!
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My ex girlfriend, Born a man, It hurt.
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Gas station egg salad sandwiches. (Futurama anyone? No? Ok, I'll see my self out)
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Cake (the cake is [u]not[/u] a lie) Peter Griffin's evil brother Stewie... heh That fart you have been holding for 5 hours
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Uncle Ronny when he brought the camera and said he wanted to act in movie with me in the basement
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Truck stop sushi. A pit bull at a poodle store. A 15 year old.
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Politicians.
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Mexican tap water.
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Comcast
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A van with a sign saying "free sweets inside"
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Lord rahool
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An Email that says i can win $5000 just by working in home
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How far I can throw Luke Smith.
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A toilet made of needles
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Some princess in a third world country saying she wants to give me her fortune
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Edited by EmptyTuxedo: 10/15/2015 7:34:43 PMObama
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A cobra.
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Edited by MrRavioliMan613: 10/15/2015 7:14:30 PMMy Boy Scout leader *Sobs*
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Internet rumors.
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This is more legit.
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Edited by bbshtuk: 10/15/2015 7:21:53 PMThat kid in school who said he had caught all the Pokemon.
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A guy selling ketchup Popsicles while wearing white gloves!
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The girls at my local airport strip club.. [spoiler]"Don't tell me you love me hoe! I know you're just after my money.[/spoiler] [spoiler]"I'm just kidding bb, now show me that ass cheek!"[/spoiler]
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Shrek
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Kevin Smith
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The News...
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Hitler