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Mine is:
Xûr bringing good gear.
Also, vanilla rahool.
(-blam!- you Rahool. All them damn blues...)
Favourites so far:
[quote]a bridge made of toilet paper[/quote]
[quote]Good loot in destiny[/quote]
[quote]A fart after the 20th mile.[/quote]
[quote]pinochio. [/quote]
[quote]A thief with my wallet...
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Wait a minute.......?!?! .......
They're the same thing.... My bad[/quote]
[quote]The Nigerian prince who wants to make me rich[/quote]
[quote]Everything[/quote]
^^haha
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"Ha, You're crushing them!"
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Enough condom jokes, please!
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Edited by NiftyBiscut: 10/15/2015 10:41:07 PMHunters that use the bow glitch Kappa
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The cake. (it's a lie) In all seriousness, I don't get someone saying "Pinocchio." Maybe I'm missing something here, but you should probably find Pinocchio very trustworthy as you can instantly tell when he's not telling the truth.
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Mai'q the Liar
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Donald Trump
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Obama.
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A man with 10 rings and 9 teeth
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politicians.
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A used car salesman.
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George W Bush
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A "female" hooker from Bangkok.
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A German man with a small moustache that is a particular form of socialist
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My pull out game.
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Fox News
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My self control
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A fart while on a liquid diet
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Advice from #offtopic
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A street burrito vendor who's regularly stationed in front of waste water treatment facility.
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A pathological liar
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Netflix and chill
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My bald tires getting me through the winter
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My wife.... Because she bleeds for 7 days out of the month and doesn't die.
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Neighborhood hooker cuz she pours sea water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh
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the African prince that sends me the emails
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Axl Rose starting a GnR concert on time.