Go!
Mine is:
Xûr bringing good gear.
Also, vanilla rahool.
(-blam!- you Rahool. All them damn blues...)
Favourites so far:
[quote]a bridge made of toilet paper[/quote]
[quote]Good loot in destiny[/quote]
[quote]A fart after the 20th mile.[/quote]
[quote]pinochio. [/quote]
[quote]A thief with my wallet...
....
.....
Wait a minute.......?!?! .......
They're the same thing.... My bad[/quote]
[quote]The Nigerian prince who wants to make me rich[/quote]
[quote]Everything[/quote]
^^haha
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trending! Again...
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1250+ replies! Good job guys!
EDIT 3:
Haha! Almost 2000!
*looks at other posts*
"Ha, You're crushing them!"
EDIT 4:
Enough condom jokes, please!
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Apple's terms and conditions.
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Getting raid gear in vault of glass [spoiler]like if you cry every time [/spoiler]
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Undercooked chicken
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[spoiler]my period to arrive on time[/spoiler] [spoiler]which it never does[/spoiler] [spoiler]still more than luke though[/spoiler] Might be TMI but it's the truth
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Expired condoms
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A glory hole in the men's restroom in a gay bar...
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Police...
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Guy in hat, sunglasses, and trench coat behind a gas station
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A used syringe Vietnamese prostitutes BP Michael Bay Taco Bell All homeless people Emails that say - Winner! $50K CLICK HERE! Eric Cartman The Big Bad Wolf - Played by Ron Jeremy Humpty Dumpty making an omelette A Glory Hole Truck station sandwiches Your mom's cooking Gary Busey's advice The tyrant from the show Tyrant Tonya Harding Dick Cheney Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated The Cryptkeeper Billy Zane Elmo Dr. Evil & No. 2 Tucker & Dale Adam Sandler China North Korea A shark That box of take-out in the fridge Advice from a horse Trying to catch a sword Papercuts Whoever made the last Duke Nukem Borat Two lab mice in a maze Drinking from the Uganda river. Heyyyyyy!!!!!! I win. Lol
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Edited by JohnWilkesBooth: 10/16/2015 7:37:20 AMYour side chick when she says "don't pull out"
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Quagmire with my wife
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The deposed prince of Nigeria that needs my help.
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The NSA
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Dog shît sammiches
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The local butcher looking after my pet pig
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A room temperature piece of uncooked pork on my plate, that has unknown origin or age
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A Covenant Fuel Rod
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A half-bent needle sticking out of a snickers bar
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I trust the physical existence of a God more than I trust Luke Smith (ain't no such thing though)
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that 9/11 wasn't an inside job
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The 20 year old guy thats dating my 16 year old daughter...
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Wet farts
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My girlfriend?
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The "new" reward system
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The Guardians on the forums to be nice.
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Chinese glass bridges