Go!
Mine is:
Xûr bringing good gear.
Also, vanilla rahool.
(-blam!- you Rahool. All them damn blues...)
Favourites so far:
[quote]a bridge made of toilet paper[/quote]
[quote]Good loot in destiny[/quote]
[quote]A fart after the 20th mile.[/quote]
[quote]pinochio. [/quote]
[quote]A thief with my wallet...
....
.....
Wait a minute.......?!?! .......
They're the same thing.... My bad[/quote]
[quote]The Nigerian prince who wants to make me rich[/quote]
[quote]Everything[/quote]
^^haha
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trending! Again...
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1250+ replies! Good job guys!
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Haha! Almost 2000!
*looks at other posts*
"Ha, You're crushing them!"
EDIT 4:
Enough condom jokes, please!
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A used car salesman
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A crackhead
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A two dollar Tuesday striper had a baby at age 11 dropped out in pre school married a 73 year old male hooker
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Donald Trump as president
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Bush 1 2 and 3
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A heroin addict with airborne, heatseeking superAIDS, strung out, with a gun and a bad attitude.
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A $5 hooker
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Water in Mexico
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Edited by Nerf: 10/17/2015 4:29:31 AMAny 39 dollar motel
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Hitler telling me I can use his shower
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I'd rather drag my balls thru aids infested needles and proceed to Scooba dive in pirahna blood waters using nothing but rossie odonalds queef as my air supply just to travel back in time and sniff the seat luke smith sat In in the 1st grade while he was still innocent and trustworthy than trust what he says now
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My group project members..
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A taco bell fart...
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This: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Satan
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The weather channel
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My girlfriend with my phone. I have a girlfriend. This tap water was given to me by Nicholas Cage
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My side chick
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House made of leaves in a tornado.
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Feminists
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A robber A cat in a room of important cords An evil overlord who promises everything will be alright Doctors who say this won't hurt a bit Destiny RNJesus
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Edited by bakenfunk1: 10/16/2015 5:50:44 PMGoing no strap on a Thai seasoned hooker :)
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So everyone just doesn't trust Luke Smith because.... Why, again? Does anyone have an example of Luke Smith lying or being otherwise dishonest? No? Okay then.
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Everything
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Riding on the alligator's or fox's nose across the river or however that fable goes. Little bit of truth with a predator look in the eye
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The email that says I need to send money to win money