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Edited by Autolycus: 10/4/2015 9:14:42 AM
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A bnet Ninja is now your legal father...

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Who would you want it to be? Bungie Employees don't count. Popular choices not listed on poll: OPR Prometheus Shackers IrishFreak Index Ninja vs Mentor throwdown has commenced.

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  • Edited by Ketzni: 10/15/2015 4:29:16 PM
    >I was only 9 years old >I loved Recon so much, I had all the merchandise and movies >I pray to Recon every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Recon is love" I say; "Recon is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a -blam!- >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Recon >I called him a -blam!- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Recon >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear "This is my forum." >He grabs me with his powerful ninja hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Recon >He penetrates my holes. >It hurts so much but I do it for Recon >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Recon >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Recon looks him straight in the eyes and says "You're all banned now." >Recon leaves through my window >Recon is love. Recon is life.

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