I made a thing that I hoped would inject some levity into the forums. I'll just leave it here... [b]Keep an eye out for these newly discovered materials and drops found only in the forum posts: [/b] [b][u]Vessel of Brackish Dismay[/u][/b]: Level requirement: 1 *only drops randomly for those who are most scorn. (not extremely rare) *must be filled with (8) [i]Mounds of Excrementum[/i], (8) full [i]Viles of Hostility,[/i] and (8) [i]Tears of Elitism.[/i] [b][u]Rune of the Forsaken[/u][/b]: Level requirement: 40 *drops EVERY Friday. *must be filled with (5) [i]Magical Effluent Pilings[/i] scattered throughout the forum. (usually lower level trends.) [b][u]Cauldron of Lost Souls[/u][/b]: Unlocked at level 30 from Eris Morn. *seeking those who have denounced playing Destiny, but still lurk in the shadows on these forums. *gather the essence of these lost souls and bring them to Eris. [b][u]RAGE rune:[/u][/b] *FILL WITH (5) POSTS THAT ARE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS! --------------------------------------- ~[i]Mounds of Excrementum[/i]: found in abundance throughout the forum. Only the most asinine posts qualify. "AMA" posts of any sort count as double. Also found among the highest trending posts. ~[i]Vile of hostility[/i]: there's only room in here for the most condescending of posts with the most prejudice name-calling amongst fellow guardians. ~[i]Tears of Elitism:[/i] any post that compares one class to another and/or is PVP related. ~[i]Sputum of the Insolent[/i]: this excretion can be found and turned in automatically for +200 forum reputation points. This is limited to all postings blaming Deej for not doing his job well. ~[i]Tome of Sufficient Funds[/i]: attaching real world currency to this will convert it into in-game Silver currency for in-game [b]optional[/b] purchases. ~[i]Scrolls of the Misguided[/i]: can be found in the main sub-category, often not where there're supposed to be. ~[i]Smoldering Embers:[/i] posts where one or many have been muted. Obtain quickly and carefully and exchange with Eris for +5 to +25 reputation points each depending on how quickly these are claimed. ~[i]Seeds of Positivity[/i]: *consumable (source unknown. May not exist)