I made a thing that I hoped would inject some levity into the forums. I'll just leave it here...
[b]Keep an eye out for these newly discovered materials and drops found only in the forum posts: [/b]
[b][u]Vessel of Brackish Dismay[/u][/b]:
Level requirement: 1
*only drops randomly for those who are most scorn. (not extremely rare)
*must be filled with (8) [i]Mounds of Excrementum[/i], (8) full [i]Viles of Hostility,[/i] and (8) [i]Tears of Elitism.[/i]
[b][u]Rune of the Forsaken[/u][/b]:
Level requirement: 40
*drops EVERY Friday.
*must be filled with (5) [i]Magical Effluent Pilings[/i] scattered throughout the forum. (usually lower level trends.)
[b][u]Cauldron of Lost Souls[/u][/b]:
Unlocked at level 30 from Eris Morn.
*seeking those who have denounced playing Destiny, but still lurk in the shadows on these forums.
*gather the essence of these lost souls and bring them to Eris.
[b][u]RAGE rune:[/u][/b]
*FILL WITH (5) POSTS THAT ARE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!
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~[i]Mounds of Excrementum[/i]:
found in abundance throughout the forum. Only the most asinine posts qualify. "AMA" posts of any sort count as double.
Also found among the highest trending posts.
~[i]Vile of hostility[/i]:
there's only room in here for the most condescending of posts with the most prejudice name-calling amongst fellow guardians.
~[i]Tears of Elitism:[/i]
any post that compares one class to another and/or is PVP related.
~[i]Sputum of the Insolent[/i]:
this excretion can be found and turned in automatically for +200 forum reputation points.
This is limited to all postings blaming Deej for not doing his job well.
~[i]Tome of Sufficient Funds[/i]:
attaching real world currency to this will convert it into in-game Silver currency for in-game [b]optional[/b] purchases.
~[i]Scrolls of the Misguided[/i]:
can be found in the main sub-category, often not where there're supposed to be.
~[i]Smoldering Embers:[/i]
posts where one or many have been muted. Obtain quickly and carefully and exchange with Eris for +5 to +25 reputation points each depending on how quickly these are claimed.
~[i]Seeds of Positivity[/i]:
*consumable
(source unknown. May not exist)
English
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HA YOUR POSITIVITY HAS NO EFFECT ON ME! FEAR MY SALT! *fears everyone with salt* HA! TAKE THAT YOU SCRUBS!
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Edited by vanilla: 10/13/2015 1:25:42 AMvery creative haha
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:-). Thanks.