originally posted in:The Roleplay League
"oooo me, me I like Cameras!" Garuud said as he saw the reporter. "Going to be famous and get all the ladies"
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[b]she withdraws her hand[/b] [b]she goes on her comm pad and presses some buttons. The camera shines a light on your face[/b] You've been given a unique position to represent our race. People wanna get a sense on how you'll do that.
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"Haha well sherry. I am going to go out into the world and find this taken king and take his a** as my hat. After which I will slaughter his the rest of his brood and Eat a Taco bells worth of Mexican food. Its what the readers or overlords as some call them want. Of course.!" Garuud said with a smile.
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My name isn't sherry..... *ahem* So what. You simply will kill him? That's all there is to it?
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"Sorry Jeffery, and yes I will kill him, blow up his dreadnaught and stop any taken from coming into the city and murdering any of the fine ladies out there" Garuud winks. "I will do it all in style!"
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*she blushes angrily* It's Khalisa Al'jilani! Now! Let's get back on topic alright? What will you do about diminishing glimmer from civilians bank accounts?
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"Probably buy guns to keep shooting the things that are trying to kill everyone, or I could buy a Taco Bell. Its sooooo hard to choose! What do you think Al? What would you do with all that cash? Get a name change? Go see Regis and Kathy lee? The readers want to know!" Garuud said with a Giant smile on his face.
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What?! You would kill innocent civilians?!
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"Oh! Not at all! How would I get paid otherwise? You don't bite the hand that feeds you of course, that is a poor business practice! You must have miss heard me while thinking of how handsome I am. Ah, it happens a lot.! But I would kill all of the enemies of this fair city, and the enemies of those fine ladies out there." Garuud said as he winked.
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(My god he's so dense) .....are you aware ghosts are draining the civilians glimmer accounts?
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"oh! That's what your talking about! Yeah, the ghosts take a small charge to keep us guardians fighting to keep you Civilians alive and kicking" Garuud pointed at the reporter and then indicated the city. "Without us, the city would fall and you would all die horrible deaths. Which makes me sad because I would no longer get paid and or be able to purchase the numerous chimichangas that I purchase from the shops below."
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[spoiler]I knew you were based off Deadpool!!![/spoiler] So your only a guardian for the money?
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[spoiler][/spoiler]I knew you would get it haha :) favorite character.
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Lol same
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"The money is good, and the food is better! Garuud said matter of factly!
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*sigh* You guardians are ridiculous. So you just don't care then?! As long as you are paid and fed?!
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" doesn't that sound a lot like civilians? Or you your self?, were not all that different. Except well...that I'm awesome and me." Garuud said with a laugh
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You know what? I think this interview is over! Cut the camera! Thank you...for your time. [b]she storms off.[/b] [spoiler]results.... -more sexual attraction towards guardians -less respect for guardians -less support to guardians -less hate for reporters -civilians accounts still being drained[/spoiler]
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[spoiler] I [b] Knew [/b] you sounded familiar! [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ha-ha yeah, he is my favorite character and it sorta just happened throughout my role plays and I went with it.[/spoiler]