I was running Crota, and my gf comes walking in from work, complaining about her boss. I thought I had muted my mic, so I tell her, "I can't stand that guy, he's a huge d*ck wizard." I get back on the headset, and hear silence. One of my buddies asks "really?" I asked what? He says, "Dude, wtf is a d*ck wizard? Please tell us how one earns this illustrious title." We all died laughing.