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originally posted in:The Roleplay League
10/9/2015 9:54:07 PM
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"Oh, well there's a mythical Dragon down by the coastline, it's name is 'Dungaco' and it makes Taco's all the time. Go shoot that thing." Alice informs Garuud in a joking manner. Then she laughs.
"Or you could ask me nicely, and I'll try my best to make you one."
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"Dragon slaying and you get tacos!? Whats not to love about that quest!" Garuud said to Alice. "I never turn down tacos! Would you mind making one? I'll go burn some vex for ya!"
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Alice laughs. "Y'know, that does sound like a great quest line. I want it to be true." Alice leans to the nearby canvas bag she carries around, pulling out a piece of bread and two pieces of bacon. She reaches over to the hot plate sitting next to the fire, and uses the leftover eggs from earlier that morning to put onto the bread. She puts the bread on the hot plate, next the bacon, then move the hot plate over the fire. "Come back in ten, then it'll be-" Alice notices he has left already. "-ready... Probably went off to hunt a Dragon." Then leans back and closes her eyes.
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" I'm a hunting a dragon! All the live long day!"Garuud sings as he walks down the coast. He reaches the coast lime to find taken spawning in. The black orbs appeared and taken thralls rushed out. He punched the first one creating a sunpot." No touchy feely!" He yelled. The pulled out Fabian strategy and began firing. " you will not take my tacos!!"
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Alice chuckles to herself, then thinks to herself. [i] Unless he finds a rock in the shape of a Dragon, I wish him the best of luck in finding a non-existent one. [/i] She falls into a light sleep, waiting to be woken.
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Garuud shows back up and slams down a sack next to the campsite. "There were no tacos. The disappointment is real." There was part of a wing sticking out that was obviously a batdactyl.
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Alice jerks awake at the crashing sound. Then she looks up at Garuud. "Wait-" She starts. "What exactly did you kill?"
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"one of those flying criters that you can only see in the horizon" Garuud said matter of factly. "But he did not in fact provide me any tacos. He wasn't in the talking mood when I caught him, so I don't know if he was the same one." Garuud said indicating the bloody bag.
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Alice raises an eyebrow, incredulous disbelief evident in her eyes. "How?"
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"Well I thought about this plan for about 5 minutes so bear with me" Garuud said. " I hunted and killed wild life and then got sauce from the tower. I covered myself in said sauce and meat parts....and waited. The critter showed up to take a bite and shot gunned it in its face." Garuud said proudly.
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"Okay." She says slowly. "So what really happened?" It's still obvious of the disbelief.
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" that is what happened! Look! " Garuud turns around and is still covered in meat sauce. " you may be wondering why I'm not covered on my front. He got..licky"
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Alice's mouth hangs open for a moment, before closing it again. "Show me."
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*Garuud opens the bag* inside can be seen the form of the flying creatures seen around Venus. "It's a lot smaller than I thought, I thought they'd be bigger. But I am taking this gland here as a trophy" Garuud said as he pulled a crystal the size of a orange from the creatures throat.
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"You realise you killed a baby, right?" Alice says, pulling on her helmet and standing up. "This is not going to be good."
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"Ah, that's probably why it was screaming so much." Garuud said as a giant shadow appeared both Garuud and Alice.
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"Well," Alice says. "not only have you broken a law today, but you've also pissed off the mother." She raises her hood. "Don't suppose you know how to distract do?" Then a screech echoes around the camp.
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"Oh I can be distracting! Laws smaws!" With that Garuud grabs the baby Ahamkara's corpse and starts waving it in the air and starts making sounds he would think would be close to a baby dragons. "scree! Im a baby dragon. Scree!" Then began running into the clearing to make sure there is full visibility.
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"Oh my god, he is literally insane." She says, climbing up the rocks for a position to jump onto the Ahamkara. She unsheathed one of her three swords. This one radiating Solar energy. It immediately catches fire when free of its sheath.
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The Ahamkara flew down and lowered itself to just above the ground skimming the surface. " o, enemy of mine you dare to slay my young. I will fill you with teeth." It said blaring in both Garuud's and Alice's minds. With that Garuud turned around and threw the babies body into its face and grabbed onto one side and swung around and used the momentum to punch through the creatures eye. "Eye see you too! Muhahahaha" Garuud laughed. "Your up!" he yelled still holding onto the creatures eye socket yelling over its screeching.
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Alice jumps down, aiming a plunging blow towards the Ahamkara's neck.
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It connected and tore through the sinew and plates.... but it pissed off the beast even more and it took off with both of us attached to it into the sky. "Whoooo!' Garuud yelled as he activated his hammer of sol and started hammering it in the face Over and over again breaking teeth and jaw bone. Garuud can be heard humming the turn to "Hammer time" He then throws a thermite grenade into the whole he created with his hammer.
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Alice sits up straight, straddling the beast, then pulls Bolt-Caster from its sheath. She begins to slice at the creatures neck with Fire and Lightning. Then the worst thing happens, a shadow crosses her vision and she is plucked from her spot by another Ahamkara, leaving the Titan with the falling one.
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"Another one! Why do you get the fresh one!!??" Garuud yells. He then sees the approaching ground and then thinks of a plan as he forced open the ahamkaras mouth and gets inside and lays on its tongue and holds on for dear life. " tell noone about this! "Garuud yells to the ahamkara.
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"I will tell everyone!" Alice yells at Garuud, before being taken away by the Ahamkara, back to its nest.
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"Nooo! The girls at the cantina will laugh and call me tongue boy!.... on second thought tell everyone!" Garuud yelled as they plummeted and hit the ground. The blow cushioned by the beasts tongue. " We need to find Alice, she knows how to make tacos and she is handy with a blade" Garuud climbs out of the ahamkaras mouth taking a few teeth with him. He saw the disappearing shape of the beast and took of his sparrow towards them making star wars speeder sounds the whole way.
