I know it's satire, but it's a poor as hell attempt. It really is. Blink? People used that? *Pft*. The majority of casuals and Snipers who have high crit ratios play with low sensitivities. Don't play on 2 all the time...solved that problem. Also warlocks have blink and any Hunter with class and skill would use better control(blade dancer) or triple jump(Gunslinger or Nightstalker). You keep your momentum so much better. And if most of my brethren wouldn't have shotgun boners(as a crutch, I'll explain why in a bit) they'd switch to side arms. Now. I know I have a lot of shotgun kills, but I had to get hella close to do that. I ran two shotguns. Universal and Judgment VI, grenadier and luck in the chamber(before re rolling). I genuinely like shotguns and I'm in agreement with the nerf. Satire is satire, but do a better job so that I can laugh at a good satire post, not get frustrated at how bad it is. Immediate Edit: I didn't follow up on why they should switch to sidearms. It's simple. If you can control the recoil and are at a decent range, the TTK is based solely on your ability to pull the trigger rapidly and land hits. I think it takes like 4 or 5. It's so much better than a shotty. But I do like the noise they make. Just like autos were nerfed and I stuck by them, I'll stick with my boom sticks till the end.