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Edited by Eigerphant: 8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke

Comment with your best joke! Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes

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  • Edited by shaggyloki02: 3/17/2015 3:26:46 PM
    Guy at a bar walks over to the bartender and says "I'll bet you $500 I can piss in that shot glass behind the bar without missing or spilling a drop". Bartender says " there's no way. You're on". Guy unzips and pisses all over the bar and the bartender never hitting the shot glass with a drop. Bartender laughs and says " you idiot I told you you couldn't do it now pay up". The guy pays him and starts laughing. Bartender says "you just lost $500 what's so GD funny?" The guy says "I bet that guy over there $2000 I could piss all over you and your bar and you'd be happy about it"

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