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Edited by Eigerphant: 8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke

Comment with your best joke! Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes

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  • So three couples decide to go on a cruise. Out of nowhere a storm hits and the boat sinks sending the passengers to a watery death. In heaven now the three couples stand before the pearly gates waiting to be judged. The first couple steps up and God says to the husband "You love money so much you married a woman named Penny, you're going to Hell." The second couple steps up and God says to the husband "You love food so much you married a woman named Candy, you're going to Hell." As the third couple steps up the husband looks to his spouse and says "Dick I think we're in trouble."

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