the darkness. it surrounds me. swallowing every morsel of light in this room. the room, slowly consumes my light. i look at my weapon, but it has changed, evolved to something more than a weapon, but an ascendant blade. i put the blade, slice through the darkness, make my way out. into the light i come, but i realize am croto. mi dud oricks is liek why u sword croto idk dud op is fagit k i wiell mek you wek to ur sword wai u do dis dud becuz erise is a pewp nuhhhhhh a guardian comes, with five others. he slays croto, with his last words hand cannons ir op and fgt in crucible tell them i will mek swirds k thin oricks comes and is pissed becuz croto told smoggypluto to nerf handcannons wai croto wai he bwings his daughters to take a nimber 2 on croto, but sem guy comes and stells his soul fuk he come to his lair and defeats the ogrelord fuk that was nit oricks was a shrek goes to his lair defeats fiona and hammerhed kills losh sisters kills oricks, with teh mighty poop bomb oricks: wai u kil us guardian............ becuz u nerf auto rifles