If expressing rightful derision makes me the worst, what does baseless self entitlement and ignorance of the end user relationship with software licences make you? If you being under no obligation to buy a digital goodie bag, yet think yourself entitled to getting said goodie bag for free, is something you see as a serious offence to you, just go load up on the Paxil now kid, your life is only going to get more depressing from there.