There are three happy endings... which end with cliffhangers that are mildly unhappy.

*goes to library Drops book in bin Checks out Harry Potter Does not disappoint*

[i]You begin your journey back home to read this, "Parry Hotter" or whatever it is that you are talking about. You stumble across a mysterious box in the middle of the road... You can't escape this horrible, last-ditch effort at writing an interactive story in less than 20 minutes while answering comments and creating as the writer (The Unknown) went along. Your book falls into a burning barrel and you have no choice but to open the box.[/i] [i]Upon opening the box, you begin your journey back home to read this, "Parry Hotter" or whatever it is that you are talking about. You stumble across a mysterious box in the middle of the road... You can't escape this horrible, last-ditch effort at writing an interactive story in less than 20 minutes while answering comments and creating as the writer (The Unknown) went along. Your book falls into a burning barrel and you have no choice but to open the box.[/i] [i]Upon opening the box, you begin your journey back home to read this, "Parry Hotter" or whatever it is that you are talking about. You stumble across a mysterious box in the middle of the road... You can't escape this horrible, last-ditch effort at writing an interactive story in less than 20 minutes while answering comments and creating as the writer (The Unknown) went along. Your book falls into a burning barrel and you have no choice but to open the box.[/i] [i]Upon opening the box, you begin your journey back home to read this, "Parry Hotter" or whatever it is that you are talking about. You stumble across a mysterious box in the middle of the road... You can't escape this horrible, last-ditch effort at writing an interactive story in less than 20 minutes while answering comments and creating as the writer (The Unknown) went along. Your book falls into a burning barrel and you have no choice but to open the box.[/i] [i]Upon opening the box, you begin your journey back home to read this, "Parry Hotter" or whatever it is that you are talking about. You stumble across a mysterious box in the middle of the road... You can't escape this horrible, last-ditch effort at writing an interactive story in less than 20 minutes while answering comments and creating as the writer (The Unknown) went along. Your book falls into a burning barrel and you have no choice but to open the box.[/i] [i]Upon opening the box, you begin your journey back home to read this, "Parry Hotter" or whatever it is that you are talking about. You stumble across a mysterious box in the middle of the road... You can't escape this horrible, last-ditch effort at writing an interactive story in less than 20 minutes while answering comments and creating as the writer (The Unknown) went along. Your book falls into a burning barrel and you have no choice but to open the box.[/i] [i]Upon opening the box, you begin your journey back home to read this, "Parry Hotter" or whatever it is that you are talking about. You stumble across a mysterious box in the middle of the road... You can't escape this horrible, last-ditch effort at writing an interactive story in less than 20 minutes while answering comments and creating as the writer (The Unknown) went along. Your book falls into a burning barrel and you have no choice but to open the box.[/i] [i]Upon opening the box, you begin your journey back home to read this, "Parry Hotter" or whatever it is that you are talking about. You stumble across a mysterious box in the middle of the road... You can't escape this horrible, last-ditch effort at writing an interactive story in less than 20 minutes while answering comments and creating as the writer (The Unknown) went along. Your book falls into a burning barrel and you have no choice but to open the box.[/i] [i]Upon opening the box, you begin your journey back home to read this, "Parry Hotter" or whatever it is that you are talking about. You stumble across a mysterious box in the middle of the road... You can't escape this horrible, last-ditch effort at writing an interactive story in less than 20 minutes while answering comments and creating as the writer (The Unknown) went along. Your book falls into a burning barrel and you have no choice but to open the box.[/i] [i]Upon opening the box, you begin your journey back home to read this, "Parry Hotter" or whatever it is that you are talking about. You stumble across a mysterious box in the middle of the road... You can't escape this horrible, last-ditch effort at writing an interactive story in less than 20 minutes while answering comments and creating as the writer (The Unknown) went along. Your book falls into a burning barrel and you have no choice but to open the box.[/i] [i][b][u]Forever. So there.[/u][/b][/i]