[i]Upon opening the mysterious box, you find a key. You use the key to open the black door and you step outside of the room.[/i] [i]To your left, there is a puddle of water on the floor. To your right, there are words scrawled on the wall in blood but you can't make out what they say from this distance.[/i] [i]You have two choices. You can go left or you can go right and investigate the scrawls on the wall.[/i] Choose a number between 0 and 4 to go left or between 5 and 8 to investigate the scrawls on the wall.

#2

[i]You begin walking down the hallway to your left. You notice a black door directly ahead of you. You approach the door with the intention of turning the doorknob. You can hear a woman moaning on the other side of the door. Without hesitation, you open the door out of curiosity...[/i] [i]You find a woman facing away from you. She is on her hands and knees, wearing a latex suit. You don't really know what to do, but you try talking to her. Suddenly, she turns around to face you and you immediately feel the freezing air that fills your lungs. You weren't prepared for this.[/i] [i]The woman leaps onto you, restraining you with her legs so that you can't fight back. She holds your mouth open and shoves her fist down your throat. You slowly choke on her fist, and then her forearm, and finally her elbow. You drown on your own vomit.[/i] [i]You were brutally murdered by the woman that you encountered. Perhaps her appetite was insatiable, or perhaps you just lacked the tools to tame such a wild beast.[/i] Your game has come to an end. The Mystery Box demands more sacrifices.

Wait I restart at page 8 and try again! I wanna choose my own adventure!

[i]Upon opening the box, the laughter becomes louder. You can hear footsteps outside of the door. It sounds like a woman but you can't be sure if any of this is real or not.[/i] [i]The door slowly opens and a woman in black enters the room. She tells you to turn around and close your eyes.[/i] [i]You have two choices. You can close your eyes and hope that you wake up in your own bed or you can comply.[/i] Choose a number between 0 and 8 to comply and discover your fate.

#6

[i]As you turn around and close your eyes, you become increasingly cold. Silence fills the room and an unmistakable feeling unlike any other consumes you.[/i] [i]You can sense the woman approaching you. You turn around and open your eyes to find that the woman isn't what she seemed. Her nails are long and appear to force their way through her fingers. Her face is distorted and her mouth opens so wide that she could fit your whole head inside if she desired. Her eyes turn black and she shrieks a horrible song that burns your ears and devours your mind.[/i] [i]You were ripped apart and consumed by the monster that you encountered.[/i] Your game has come to an end. The Mystery Box demands more sacrifices.

This book sucks no happy endings

There are three happy endings... which end with cliffhangers that are mildly unhappy.

*goes to library Drops book in bin Checks out Harry Potter Does not disappoint*

[i]You begin your journey back home to read this, "Parry Hotter" or whatever it is that you are talking about. You stumble across a mysterious box in the middle of the road... You can't escape this horrible, last-ditch effort at writing an interactive story in less than 20 minutes while answering comments and creating as the writer (The Unknown) went along. Your book falls into a burning barrel and you have no choice but to open the box.[/i] [i]Upon opening the box, you begin your journey back home to read this, "Parry Hotter" or whatever it is that you are talking about. You stumble across a mysterious box in the middle of the road... You can't escape this horrible, last-ditch effort at writing an interactive story in less than 20 minutes while answering comments and creating as the writer (The Unknown) went along. Your book falls into a burning barrel and you have no choice but to open the box.[/i] [i]Upon opening the box, you begin your journey back home to read this, "Parry Hotter" or whatever it is that you are talking about. You stumble across a mysterious box in the middle of the road... You can't escape this horrible, last-ditch effort at writing an interactive story in less than 20 minutes while answering comments and creating as the writer (The Unknown) went along. Your book falls into a burning barrel and you have no choice but to open the box.[/i] [i]Upon opening the box, you begin your journey back home to read this, "Parry Hotter" or whatever it is that you are talking about. You stumble across a mysterious box in the middle of the road... You can't escape this horrible, last-ditch effort at writing an interactive story in less than 20 minutes while answering comments and creating as the writer (The Unknown) went along. Your book falls into a burning barrel and you have no choice but to open the box.[/i] [i]Upon opening the box, you begin your journey back home to read this, "Parry Hotter" or whatever it is that you are talking about. You stumble across a mysterious box in the middle of the road... You can't escape this horrible, last-ditch effort at writing an interactive story in less than 20 minutes while answering comments and creating as the writer (The Unknown) went along. Your book falls into a burning barrel and you have no choice but to open the box.[/i] [i]Upon opening the box, you begin your journey back home to read this, "Parry Hotter" or whatever it is that you are talking about. You stumble across a mysterious box in the middle of the road... You can't escape this horrible, last-ditch effort at writing an interactive story in less than 20 minutes while answering comments and creating as the writer (The Unknown) went along. Your book falls into a burning barrel and you have no choice but to open the box.[/i] [i]Upon opening the box, you begin your journey back home to read this, "Parry Hotter" or whatever it is that you are talking about. You stumble across a mysterious box in the middle of the road... You can't escape this horrible, last-ditch effort at writing an interactive story in less than 20 minutes while answering comments and creating as the writer (The Unknown) went along. Your book falls into a burning barrel and you have no choice but to open the box.[/i] [i]Upon opening the box, you begin your journey back home to read this, "Parry Hotter" or whatever it is that you are talking about. You stumble across a mysterious box in the middle of the road... You can't escape this horrible, last-ditch effort at writing an interactive story in less than 20 minutes while answering comments and creating as the writer (The Unknown) went along. Your book falls into a burning barrel and you have no choice but to open the box.[/i] [i]Upon opening the box, you begin your journey back home to read this, "Parry Hotter" or whatever it is that you are talking about. You stumble across a mysterious box in the middle of the road... You can't escape this horrible, last-ditch effort at writing an interactive story in less than 20 minutes while answering comments and creating as the writer (The Unknown) went along. Your book falls into a burning barrel and you have no choice but to open the box.[/i] [i]Upon opening the box, you begin your journey back home to read this, "Parry Hotter" or whatever it is that you are talking about. You stumble across a mysterious box in the middle of the road... You can't escape this horrible, last-ditch effort at writing an interactive story in less than 20 minutes while answering comments and creating as the writer (The Unknown) went along. Your book falls into a burning barrel and you have no choice but to open the box.[/i] [i][b][u]Forever. So there.[/u][/b][/i]