A guardian dressed as a Titan walks into the "Titans Only" bar on the 40th floor of the tower.
He walks straight up to the bar, slams 50 glimmer down and asks the bar tender for a double scotch on the rocks.
The guardian downs the drink in one gulp, walks over to the window, opens it and jumps out.
At this point, all the Titans are looking around wondering what the hell just happened. One of their Titanbros just killed himself.
About 5 minutes later, same guardian walks back in, slams 50 more glimmer on the bar, asks for the double scotch on the rocks again. He downs the drink in one gulp, then proceeds to jump out the still open window.
At this point, all the Titans are freaking out, they have no clue what's going on.
Then one Titan steps up, he's the biggest, meanest, toughest Titan in the bar. He simply says "That's nothing, if he can do it, I can do it!"
This guy walks over to the bar, slams down 50 glimmer, drinks he double scotch in one gulp and jumps out the window.
The bartender picks up his phone and calls Commander Zavala and Ikora Rey. He simply says "You two may want to get up here, Wally the Warlock is using his Sunsinger to screw with the Titans again".
Could you pick me Please!
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