"I don't find your figurative langue great."
[i]She holsters the pistol behind her back waist[/i]
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"So, what brings a muse like you around these parts? I'm just here napping, not homeless, mind you."
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"I'm bored, looking for something to do."
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"Oh I have a couple ideas." He winked
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"I don't want to hear them."
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"Boring!" He stood up and fixed his coat
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"Whatever weird dude." [i]She starts to walk away[/i]
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He follows "You know, most people find me more so endearing than weird."
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"I don't care what other people think." [spoiler]shes an asshole just so you know[/spoiler]
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"Alright then, uh, Jenna!" You turn around and see him holding your wallet, looking at ID's
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[i]She quickly turns and grabs her wallet and punches him in the gut, then continues to walk[/i] "Don't touch my stuff."
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"Mm sounds kinky." He laughs, continuing to follow "So, how's the family how're the kids?"
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"I'm only 17."
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"Oh wow, well then again age is only a number." He twirled a long lock of red hair
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"Yeah, so why are you following me?"
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"Well I'm hoping at some point we'd stop by a bar so I can buy you a drink..." He pushed up his glasses
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"I would like a drink but I'm only 17 and my brother would kill me if was drinking again."
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"Eh how's he going to find out? Just one drink never hurt anyone."
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"I can't, I made a promise to him. And he would kill you too."
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"Ooh wait how old is he? Is he straight? Is he single? Most importantly, is he cute?"
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[b]She looks at you like "WTF?"[/b] "Uhh."
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"I don't discriminate honey pleasure is pleasure." He looked eager
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Edited by EvoTymes: 10/3/2015 4:41:34 AM"Well um, he's straight and he's currently in a relationship right now. And he's 22"
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"Dang, wait is he cute? I can fix the other things but I can't fix ugly."
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"Yeah, I guess he's cute."
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"Ooh when can I meet him?"