Excuse me, but i do all of this and didn't get paid. And i'm an AI.
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Security!! We have a potential rogue A.I here. Requesting immediate assitance!!
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Hey! I'm hired to run this meeting.
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*Hiccups* No no... You don't get paid remember? You volunteered *Another hiccup* to clean stuff that we Titans mess. Have- *Barrage of hiccups* Have you seen my Hammer? I think I threw it somewhere...
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I'm not volunteering. I'm hired. But, apparently my employer didn't have enough money to pay me. Ha, what a shame. And, your hammer is there. *points*
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What do A.I need money for anyway??? And we don't even have money *Intense hiccup* we have blue stuff and strange round coins...
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Yeah. I meant Glimmers. And, it's a secret.
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Secret... Wait... Xur is that you? *Vision becomes blurry* I- *Hiccup* I have coins for you... you cheap mother-blam!-er... Here take my- *Hiccup* my hammer.... *Falls Asleep*
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Ha. *grabs you and throws you in the bedroom* Good night, crazy titans.