The truth was it was me all along.
I did that just to -blam!- with some of you dumb-blam!-s.
Pro tip: Never fart after drinking 5 cases of Blue Moon Harvest Pumpkin Ale. It's not pretty.
English
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You drank 120 beers?
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Yep. We were hanging out in the woods and let out this huge fireball that flattened the entire area for miles around. It also lit the sky for a few days, but I don't think anyone noticed.
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Damn good ale, and I will keep that in mind.