*...DeeJ read, appalled.* "Innovation? How is this not innovation? [b][i]Did you not even see our Red Bull commercials?!"[/i][/b] *In a brisk fury, DeeJ knocks the folders on his desk to the ground. A few papers spill out of them - plans for DLC # 78, 'House of Wolves: Redux' are seen.* "Destiny is all [b]about[/b] innovation! How else do we roll out our bi-annual weapon balances? How else do we find new ways to use the same assests? It's ground-breaking! No other game has ever been able to sell so many copies of DLC without actually adding anything new! When you played The Dark Below, [i]I bet you all didn't even notice they were the same areas with the same enemies![/i] [i][b]Innovation, I tell you!"[/b][/i] *DeeJ stands up and gets out of his armchair, the insides of which lined with $100 bills. He cracks open his diamond-encrusted refrigerator to grab a Red Bull.* "Sigh... When will they understand? It's not about the money. It's never been about the money." *A notification pops up on his laptop - he now owns the entirety of Hawaii* "It has always been about the customer's experience. I really do understand what they want... Missions played backwards, reskinned enemies, Sony exclusives... So why do they hate me? Every Weekly Update I try to make this crystal clear. We [b]want[/b] your feedback, as long as it totally agrees with what we've been doing all along and isn't negative in any way! Is that too much to ask?" "...Hmph. And now they accuse us of "cutting content"? "Planned Obsolescence"? Please. Nobody is forcing you to lose all your weapons and progress that you've achieved over the last year. You can still use it! Sure, it's completely useless and will never do you any good. But at least it's still there, right? We're not [b]forcing[/b] you to purchase more DLC! You can re-run Vault of Glass and Crota's End 50 more times if you'd like! That's an [b]option[/b] for you. Even though I've barely ever completed them once, I'm sure consumers would love replaying the content!" *DeeJ finishes his Red Bull, and tosses it into his Sony(™) brand trash can.* "Greedy little bastards. They spend $100, and all of a sudden they think they own the game. Ha! Nerds." *DeeJ hops onto his solid-gold skateboard, and a pair of sunglasses fly onto his face. Led Zeppelin (literally the band Led Zeppelin) is seen playing 'Immigrant Song' in the foreground* [i][b]"DeeJ, Out!"[/b][/i]