Oh fu­ck well I forgot to post my story so here we go. >me and a couple of buddies save up to go to mexico on vacation with my one friend and his parents >actually go despite my lingering doubts someone was gonna bail out >we get there and immediately head to the bar cause we legal in mexico >drinking multiple shots of vodka and tequila >we decide to play pool >my friend having the motor skills of a 10 year old when drunk shoots the cue ball off the table and hits someones drink off a table >friend and this big foreign dude start having beef >my friend pussies out and the guy is convinced hes gonna fight one of us >me being a hero when intoxicated decides to fight him >i attack him with the cue >he proceeds to break the cue and start wailing on me >i hit back >hes fu­cking huge so i get the shit beat out of me >random mexican girl thinks im cute and tough even tho i got destroyed >we go to the pool of the hotel after bandaging my face > me and this girl are getting along really good > she wants to head to the room for some alone time with me >we go up to room and realize its locked and i lost my key >since our room was second floor i think its a good idea if we make a tower of power and boost me to the balcony of the room >my one friend being a jealous little shit topples the tower so i dont get up >we start having beef >beat him up and get room key >me and girl decide to go his room and fu­ck instead >we're having a good time if you know what i mean when the door opens and friends parents come in along with him >girl runs out door while they stand there > i panic and dive off the balcony onto a lawn chair >break lawn chair and pass out >wake up hours later in my room >turns out key was under mat the whole time >we go home the next day >never talk to that one friend ever again >parents ask how trip was >i say "fu­cking awesome" >get grounded for a month