BREAK YOUR UNCLE'S LEGS. MAKE HIM [b]WATCH YOU[/b] AS YOU [b]POUR ALL OF HIS DRUGS[/b] INTO THE [b]TOILET[/b]. LAUGH AS HE PANICS. [b]BREAK LEGS FURTHER.[/b] FLUSH TOILET. [b]DESTROY THE ONLY THING THAT HE LOVES NOW.[/b] STAB SELF IN SHOULDER. CALL POLICE. TELL THEM [b]DRUG-ADDLED UNCLE[/b] BROKE IN AND ATTACKED YOU WITH A KNIFE, AND YOU DEFENDED YOURSELF. UNCLE GOES TO JAIL. UNCLE GETS MAN-SEXED ALL DAY. UNCLE MEETS GUY OF HIS DREAMS. COMES TO TERMS WITH SEXUALITY. MARRIES HIS BEST FRIEND. HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP ALLOWS HIM TO [b]NOT REGRESS[/b] INTO DRUG-USE. THEY MOVE TO COLORADO AND RAISE [b]GLUTEN-FREE ALPACAS[/b] TOGETHER. YOU'VE SAVED HIS LIFE. [b]YOU'RE A HERO.[/b] [b]SO BREAK HIS F***ING LEGS.[/b]