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9/25/2015 12:43:52 AM
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"She poked his obsidian eye only he winked at her, and she looked like this"
(Just look for the pic to busy to find and copy it)
-He shows him a pic of her-
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" damn no wonder he looked, but anyways he probably already took his human one out and replaced it. Do not let him near any squids okay?"
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"Why"
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" hes addicted to them and its almost passing so dont let him smoke any"
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"Ah I see i got this" -He calls Licanis- "Licanis i'll give you a free kiss if you do a favor for me" "Ok it's done"
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- he sighs and pulls out vodka- " want any? Its a special brand" - he begins to drink it-
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-He pulls out a weird soda called Grapplemash- "Nope i'm good"
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" alright then lets go somewhere im bored" - he gets up and starts walking-
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-He get's up and follows him- "Your brother wanted me to bed a girl by the way" [spoiler]I made a post for Licanis and Daego[/spoiler]
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- he laughs- " yeah how do you think i got my first? He has a way with women. Its like he turns on a switch and hes another person."
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"Hmm intresting but yeah that's why I was running"
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" ohhhhhhhhh i see wait what did you ask licanis to do? Please do not make it something stupid"
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"Licanis will be occupying him so we better hurry" -He starts to run in her direction-
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" snap uh i think he has something as a counter measure... What was it" - he follows theron-
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"You better think fast"
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" OH CRAP HES AN OCTOPUS CHARMER HURRY THE HELL UP THERON"
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""He's a what!!" -Theron sees what Daego did and jumps in after him with licanis swimming down-
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" but he does have a way with animals. They love him or something like that."
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"Weird"
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-ivan stops-" oh waiiit he dosent smoke octopi hes working on a project hehehe"
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-Theron comes out of the water- "He what"
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" sorry i was thinking of someone else"
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"Why I-" -You see Licanis runs up and gives Theron a kiss on the lips-
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- stands there and watches- " hehe niiiice"
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-You see once the kiss ends she runs off- "Well then"
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" ohhhh man shes hot"
