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Post something intelligent, if you can.

Enlighten me, if you will. Some very intellectual, and some very brain melting comments here. I am impressed. Continue
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  • Clarity

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  • A wise man once said : " man who go to sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger "

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  • If 10 apples weigh 8 pounds how many suns would weigh the same amount? Once 10 ppl reply how much ill tell you

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    • Wanna hear a joke? [spoiler]womens rights[/spoiler] [spoiler] I'm just kidding [/spoiler]

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      • Can God make a stone too heavy for him to lift? No and no, too heavy then he can't do everything, and no because he can't make everything

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        • 1•1=1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,009 Im the smartest person ever

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          • Andrea Dwokin tried to outlaw porn because she thought it was oppressive to women. In reality it's probably because she was an insecure land whale who managed to be uglier than Bruce Jenner if he lost his face after getting it stuck to hot tar and had the lovability of King Joffrey after killing a puppy before your eyes. I'd sooner remove my testicles via potato peeler than waste an once of my time meeting her in person which I don't have to worry about.

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              • something intelligent, if you can.

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              • Edited by REDACTED: 9/27/2015 3:14:55 AM
                You're driving a bus. At the first stop, 3 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get on, and 1 person gets off. At the third stop, 4 people get on, and 3 people get off. Who's driving the bus? Edit: we all know the answer. You get a cookie.

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                • Edited by Mighty Albatross: 9/26/2015 12:35:33 AM
                  Intelligence is like your computer's processing power. Knowledge is how much data is on the hard drive. Wisdom is something that the computer does not have. Wisdom is being able to take that knowledge and apply it in a fashion of your own design. Computers are incapable of actually understanding ideas, so even if they can tell you wise advice they, themselves are not wise. More food for thought, simply saying intelligent things does not make you intelligent. I can almost guarantee that most of these intelligent sayings that people are posting are not their own words. The problem with this post is that there is no way to tell the difference between a copy and paste button and actual intelligence. I believe this can be applied to the real world as well. Think on this, for I will not give you all the answers, and I feel various people will have various ways to apply this knowledge. Unless you're a computer. Computers aren't wise.

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                  • This isn't real life!!!!

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                  • Here's a nice brain teaser.

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                    • According to my calculations * snort * I'm never going to get a girl friend.

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                    • [b] [/b]

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                    • People aren't that different [spoiler]why can't we be freinds[/spoiler]

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                    • If Jimmy had 5 apples and Ryan had 4, what is the mass of the sun? Answer vvv [spoiler]Purple, because ice cream has no bones.[/spoiler]

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                      • My name is Jeff

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                        • How many hours a day do you spend awake?[spoiler]JUST KIDDING. TIME ISN'T REEEEEEEAAAAAALLLLLLLL[/spoiler]

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                          • If a sheep weighs ten cannons, how much time does a black bear take to acquire sickle cell at three times the book?

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