originally posted in:The Roleplay League
"You watched me kill a Guardian, and you don't give a shit?"
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"Oh no, trust me I definitely give a shit. Just not Much of a shit."
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"Mmhmm."
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He seemed to start talking to himself. "..Huh?" [b][i]Never liked that smug attitude...[/i][/b] "Who, her?" [b][i]No. I'm talking about the 1600 pound colossus.[/i][/b] "I could do without the sarcasm."
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"I can hear you."
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"Huh? Oh sorry, wasn't talking to to you... Now wait, [i]is[/i] there a colossus around here?..."
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"Yeah right behind you."
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The warlock looks over his shoulder only to see the hulking beast behind him. "... Huh." He kicked the dead titan's chaperone from off of the ground and caught it mid air with a spin. The motion pulled the lever and cocked the shotgun before it's barrel came to a stop over the warlock's shoulder, pointed up at the colossus' head.
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"Impressive."
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"Wait for it..." He pulled the trigger, blowing the colossus' head clean off it's shoulders. "Jackpot."
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"What's your name?"
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"It's Dante."
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"I'm Stellar."
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"Oh I know."
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"I was being polite, asshole."
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"Apparently not anymore."
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She flips you off.
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"Case in point."
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"I rest my case."
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She shoots you between your legs.
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Dante jumps, the shot just barely missing his... Erm... Well you get the picture. "Whoa! No need to get violent!"
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"Don't be an ass."
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"Oh [i]I'm [/i]being the ass here?? You almost shot me in the dick!"
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"Wait, you said your name was... Dante?"
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"Yeah, don't wear it out."