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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • I used to be on this list three times god dammit. >.>

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  • Does anyone know of a free hosting site? I'm going to just upload my whole entire, 4 KB notepad document.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slayer1878 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BadBall3r47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slayer1878 "It's not failure, it's redefined objective." I'll give a psychic cookie to anyone who can tell me what that is from.[/quote]Sounds like something Sarge would say from Red Vs. Blue.[/quote] Close, but very, very, very......well, not close at all.[/quote]Then I have no clue. :P [Edited on 06.11.2009 7:28 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BadBall3r47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slayer1878 "It's not failure, it's redefined objective." I'll give a psychic cookie to anyone who can tell me what that is from.[/quote]Sounds like something Sarge would say from Red Vs. Blue.[/quote] Close, but very, very, very......well, not close at all.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slayer1878 "It's not failure, it's redefined objective." I'll give a psychic cookie to anyone who can tell me what that is from.[/quote]Sounds like something Sarge would say from Red Vs. Blue.

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  • "Have you ever had that dream where your standing on a pyramid and there are millions of naked ladies at the bottom throwing tiny pickles at you and yelling your name?" "No" "Why am i the only one who has that dream..." [Edited on 06.11.2009 7:12 PM PDT]

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  • "It's not failure, it's redefined objective." I'll give a psychic cookie to anyone who can tell me what that is from. [Edited on 06.11.2009 7:10 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ratekinc There was an emphasis on probably for a reason, which you obviously didn't understand. Your life is now forfeit, and I claim your soul. Good day...[/quote] In my most humble opinion...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nettles He is mocking my and several other peoples profile, which I thought was against the rules. stay out of it Justin[/quote] If people were like you, we wouldn't have to worry about overpopulation! :D [Edited on 06.11.2009 8:06 AM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Godavari [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] aTALLmidget [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Godavari This makes me think of The Dark Knight. I'd think that, from a physics standpoint, there's no such thing as either. The physical boundaries of nature don't allow for such extremes to exist.[/quote] Your name reminds me of chocolate[/quote] I got in this thread. :') Of course, I wasn't the funny one in that situation, but it's still an honor to have my name embeded in that giant wall. (It really is humongous.)[/quote] Btw, your name still makes me think of chocolate. For some reason, I see Godiva instead of Godavari. :/

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] aTALLmidget [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Godavari This makes me think of The Dark Knight. I'd think that, from a physics standpoint, there's no such thing as either. The physical boundaries of nature don't allow for such extremes to exist.[/quote] Your name reminds me of chocolate[/quote] I got in this thread. :') Of course, I wasn't the funny one in that situation, but it's still an honor to have my name embeded in that giant wall. (It really is humongous.)

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  • Haven't seen this in a while... Beautiful.

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  • Saved.

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  • ROFL, wow that's a lot of funny quotes.

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  • im 12 and what is this

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  • He is mocking my and several other peoples profile, which I thought was against the rules. stay out of it Justin [Edited on 06.10.2009 8:29 PM PDT]

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  • [quote]Posted by: scott smells I was wondering is the halo series fiction or non fiction? did it really happen?[/quote] what a retard

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nettles I can't report him/her why?[/quote] Why would you want to?

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  • I can't report him/her why?

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  • when you say "a hole" it should be " A-hole " or i might get confused

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  • I never said "you never ask a blunt questions". I will admit to the other 2 but I never said that. a hole!

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  • [quote][b]Posted By:[/b] a chopstick But in all seriousness. Boobs.[/quote]

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  • idk

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  • Haha :)

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  • awsomesauce. thread saved.

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=21121964&postRepeater1-p=1] Door, you should add some quotes to it from this thread.[/url]

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