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9/19/2015 7:43:31 AM
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You will receive a new titan follower soon. He is refusing my hunters request to join dead orbit.
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Ah... A Titan. Strong, Honorable. I look forward to his arrival. If he ever struggles, remind him that he has friends in the New Monarchy.
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He may not remember it. Strong and loyal yes...but his derpy ass shouldwr charges everything that moves...sometimes things that dont move even...its not his fault tho. He has problems with his eyes drying out...poor guy cant blink
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Edited by Executor Hideo: 9/19/2015 7:55:17 AMWhen the Warlocks offered the knowledge of blink to the Hunters, they also taught the Titans. Titans couldnt blink because they were too heavy. That, and they found it to be a dishonorable form of combat. However, the Titans took the knowledge, and modified it to work with their heavy armor. The Blink could give an initial burst once they build up enough speed. They were still too heavy to teleport, but they could momentarily break the speed barrier. They were also too heavy to blink upwards, but they could blink horizontally. They used this to their advantage to charge into battle with the speed of a jet, and hit like a tank. The Titans truly perfected the blink, and today, it is known as the shoulder charge. In closing, Titans CAN blink. They just made it a little more... useful.
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That may be he case for most titans, but I am fairly certain mine has the IQ of a potato and his rage is triggered by the word pudding. He chants it as he charges towards his enemies sometimes screaming flavors as he charge them in the crucible. Its always beautiful to watch one bounce to orbit after being chased down and shoulder charged by a titan ominously chanting louder and louder, "pudding, pudding PUDDING!" before his final death call of a random flavor. I once saw a warlock curl into a ball, struck by pure terror in the corner as my titan screamed TAPIOCA PUDDING before smashing the poor guy into the wall. I am unsure of how my titan has made it this far. I believe his rage fuels his shields as well, making him an unkillable machine of sweet savory pudding death.
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We could use a man like him. Deploy him outside the wall, and tell him pudding awaits on the other side of the Battlefield.
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He read this...and hes gone...sigh...I hope he makes it back in time. I was going to see how he reacts to strippers wrestling in chocolate pudding...they are already paid for. If he doesnt come back i'm gonna have to ask you to compensate me with 2 free packages for the glimmer I already paid them.
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Okay, but I reserve the right to fill them with motes, as they are not earned. Or you can wait for your Titan to return from combat, and I'll personally hand him a well desrved reward.
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Hmm...I wouldn't mind motes as I would simply dump them into your faction rep with him.
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You only get three per package. Dont go crazy.
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They drop like candy tho lol. I actually just dumped 500 into DO. Hence why I am working on my exotic cloak bounty now. Trying to decide between FWC and NM for my next on mt hunter.
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Edited by Executor Hideo: 9/19/2015 8:26:32 AMIt is true they drop like crazy, but you're not getting a lot from those unearned packages. I suggest waiting for him to come back...
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We'll see ^-^
