originally posted in:The Roleplay League
Then a newly-revived Crota, leveling at 60, chops off both guardian's legs and laughs as they bleed. The ghosts attempt to take them out, but Crota crushes them, forcing the guardian's to endure pain. And max the dildo is there too.
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*Cregan summons an axiom bolt and throws it in his mouth killing himself* "Dafuq" said crota *Cregan self resurrects as if he was Jesus himself* "Let there be light" *It begins to rain mtn. Dew and Doritos they are poisonous to the hive and kill crota forever*
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Then suddenly Alpha Lupi herself comes down and drains cregan's light for herself so that the guardian remains nothing but a husk of absolutely nothing, devoid of light.
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*It doesn't work for alpha lupi is no match for Jesus Christ*
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Oh shit
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(Ignore those posts. It was just some neck beard trying to troll)