and a giant baboon comes out of the restroom holding a curling iron in one hand and a free subscription to poodle weekly in the other. walks up the waiter. " hello good sir' the baboon ask in a gentle manner, Waiter: "Yes sir how can I help you" Baboon: " yes I was at my table waiting for the Super Duper Deep Fried Bananas, and this old man walks by. He was wearing the Chiquita banana hat, riding on the back of a rabid raccoon with a margarita in one hand and a power drill with a 1 1/4" paddle bit going full bore while singing Im An Oscar Mayer Weiner". Waite; "So how can I help you" Baboon: "yeah how many pancakes would it take to shingle the kremlin?"