Totally forgot my English muffin in the toaster this morning and yeup, it was the last one. Worst. day. ever. I'm gonna go burn the rest of this weed so no one experiences the horror of a burnt English muffin!
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>preaches morality to a stoner >probably an alcoholic or a chain smoker
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But that stuff is legal so he's better than me. :'(
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Cooking English muffins is probably the biggest contribution you've made to society, too. All these stoners trying to defend their coping mechanism. Get a life, grow up, find a career worth doing.
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Woah buddy. Calm down
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I have a doctorate and i smoke..way to just assume things lol
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Sure dude. Sure
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I mean, you not believing me doesnt make it any less real. Nor does it negate my student debt but hey, continue to be ignorant man. I heard it gets you places
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Sleeps under a Nixon poster. Has a blow up doll of Ronald Reagan.
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Jumping off a bridge would be the biggest contribution to society you could make.
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Edited by Shortyducks: 9/12/2015 8:50:50 PMAw, did I hurt a drug addict's feelings?
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Should really look into the info that is available out there. Talk about it to the national cancer institute.
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Hey!... I gave a homeless man a dollar not to long ago.