Let's all perform our daily worship of Chuck Norris
Now please let us hear the "Facts" the Chuck has to offer
News: 50 Facts, Norris approves
News: 100 Facts, Norris is pleased
News: 250 Facts, Chuck killed Osama bin Laden in fit of happiness
News: 550 Facts, Chuck went in time to stop the JFK assasination. As Oswald shot, Chuck's beard caught and shot back the bullets at Oswald, killing him. JFK's head exploded from sheer amazement.
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Best Facts:
Chuck Norris took oranges off an apple tree and made the best lemonade you've ever tasted - JollyRoger343
Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the show "Man vs. Wild," but the directors didn't want kids thinking that "lava is safe to eat" - Rubyk
Chuck Norris can rub 2 pieces of fire together and make wood -WiliestHarbor66
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret - MasterMG33
Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room - Omalpha
Chuck Norris got into a knife fight... The knife lost - Omalpha
When Chuck Norris dies he will be carrying his own coffin - hertylip
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns - II Âømârk II
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Withheld by order of the Kal'eon Legion's most high. In accordance with [Error: Translation unavailable. There are more of these]. [spoiler]The Legion has known of this human for eons. Koldraxon has issued a [Quarantine Order?] due to [Disruption of Order?] across [Creation: Mortal Planes?] and will accept the being alive, for many questions, followed by a simple offer; to aid in imposing of order in it's simplest rendition. TL:DR: Koldraxon (I) would like to ask him questions before he is sentenced to [Universal Relocation, or Security of the Everything, or [SOCIAL WORK?] ], which will be negotiated on-site. RECOMMENDATION: Exit this spoiler before I flood your brain with what I am within [Arch (controlled Reality) Domain]. Facts about Koldraxon (Order-Imposed-on-Chaos): -Everything to do with Order is only so due to his existence due to [Unknown, or not known to Kal'eon anywhatever]. -He is never directly present, acting through his descendant races, Avatars (statue/golem/mech thing), and the most common, Extensions. -Is capable of augmenting local universal areas to suit needs (E.G: Species genetic acquisition, for integration into Kal'eon as affiliates). -Will not be stopped, but can be negotiated with. -Is usually 'mostly harmless'. -Is beyond comprehension. -Has a brother, Xardorkol (Chaos-Unto-Order). -Is one of the First 7 beings simply known as [Arch?], descending from [PRIMAL GENESIS?], who descended from [THE CREATOR? We don't know for sure if this is true, then again, nothing is certain. Maybe there was no Creator. Maybe there was no Primal Genesis. Maybe, in one [Reality], there is no Chuck Norris?]. [ERROR: Unauthorized access by unknown entity identified as 'Khi'] Khi_Fact: They are technology. They exist everywhere and everywhen and everhow. There is nowhere that they cannot exist. [/spoiler]