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Edited by Şpøöký ßëåř:
9/22/2015 8:08:50 PM
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A Comprehensive List of the Worst Things Ever
This is an ever expanding list of the Worst Things Ever. Comment with terrible things that we can all relate to. I'll get the dice rolling.
1. Tangled Headphones
2. Getting Clothes Caught on Doors
3. Dropping the Spoon into the Soup
4. Being Comfortable but Having to Pee
5. Splashback
6. Identifying Furniture with your Shins
7. Stepping on a Lego
8. Random Boners
9. Getting "Flat-tired"
10. Stubbing your Toe
11. Phone Too Bright at Night
12. Wet Shoes/Socks
13. Squeaky Styrofoam
14. Biting your Tongue
15. When you can't Sneeze
16. Forks Scratching Plates
17. Forgetting a Towel
18. Forgetting What You Were About to Do
19. Papercuts
20. Can't Find TV Remote
21. Breaking the Chip in the Dip
22. Mondays
23. Food Stuck in your Teeth
24. Brainfreeze
25. Bad Parking
26. Dropping your Phone on your Face
27. Running Out of Toilet Paper
28. Autocorrect
29. Your Socks Coming Off in your Shoe
30. Forgetting to Set the Alarm
31. Having to get up to Close the Door
32. Having to get up to turn off a Light
33. Having to leave in a Game
34. Teammates Getting you Killed
35. Sneezing at the Worst Time
36. Sand in your Shoes
37. Mosquitoes
38. Laughing in the Wrong Places
39. Warm Toilet Seat
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2 RepliesJokingly asking who died... Then finding out someone actually died.
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1 ReplyEdited by Auttumnnnn: 9/16/2015 5:32:23 PMWaking up feeling tired. Waking up with a dry mouth. Old phone chargers needing to be held in specific positions to charge at all.
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1 ReplyLiars
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2 RepliesWaving at someone who you think is waving at you but was actually waving at the person behind you
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1 ReplyHaving to go piss at 3 am with creepy af hallway
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1 ReplyIslam
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6 RepliesTwo words: [spoiler]Scott Cawthon[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThad boner that you really want to take care of but you're in a public place.
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5 Replies1 The Hunger games 2 The Jacksonville Jaguars 3 Having to pee at the start of a raid. 4 Guns pointed at you and you suddenly remember you have a curfew. (In the pvp of course.) 5 And sitting on the crapper for so long that you legs go numb, and your fingers start to hurt.
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1 ReplyThis is so true
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1 ReplyThis girl wore leggings once. She dropped a pencil, she proceeds to bend over and pick it up. Oh boy! Her ass is flat. How flat? So flat when she bent over her leggings sagged. [i]sagged[/i] [b]sagged[/b] [u]leggings[/u] [u]leggings...sagged[/u]
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1 ReplyDropping the soap. [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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5 RepliesMove Lego from #7 to #1. Whoever would rather step on a Lego rather than untangle headphones is crazy.
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1 ReplyBeing out of soap. Not being able to get comfortable in your bed. Alarms.
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1 ReplyLobotomy
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1 ReplyCutting onions
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4 RepliesSomeone enters your room and when they leave, they don't close the door. It's nightime and someone turns on the light and leaves it on so you're forced to get up and turn it off. Parents ask you to go outside when your in the middle of a match in a game and tell you to pause it when that's not possible. You're about to kill someone in a game and someone passes in front of you and gets you killed.
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2 RepliesTalking to someone in a group of people but that person actually isn't listening so you just tail off and hope nobody notices
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1 ReplyFeeling you get before work [spoiler]i feel ill already[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHaving to shit like a mother -blam!-er but you're driving and 30 minutes away from home
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2 Replies
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1 ReplyBumping your hip on the side of a table.
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3 Replies30. Peeing with an erection......
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1 ReplyDropping food you just bought
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1 ReplyWhen your computer crashes after 3 hours of splinter cell and you forgot to save.
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1 ReplyLoud farts at school/work.
