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9/22/2015 8:08:50 PM
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A Comprehensive List of the Worst Things Ever
This is an ever expanding list of the Worst Things Ever. Comment with terrible things that we can all relate to. I'll get the dice rolling.
1. Tangled Headphones
2. Getting Clothes Caught on Doors
3. Dropping the Spoon into the Soup
4. Being Comfortable but Having to Pee
5. Splashback
6. Identifying Furniture with your Shins
7. Stepping on a Lego
8. Random Boners
9. Getting "Flat-tired"
10. Stubbing your Toe
11. Phone Too Bright at Night
12. Wet Shoes/Socks
13. Squeaky Styrofoam
14. Biting your Tongue
15. When you can't Sneeze
16. Forks Scratching Plates
17. Forgetting a Towel
18. Forgetting What You Were About to Do
19. Papercuts
20. Can't Find TV Remote
21. Breaking the Chip in the Dip
22. Mondays
23. Food Stuck in your Teeth
24. Brainfreeze
25. Bad Parking
26. Dropping your Phone on your Face
27. Running Out of Toilet Paper
28. Autocorrect
29. Your Socks Coming Off in your Shoe
30. Forgetting to Set the Alarm
31. Having to get up to Close the Door
32. Having to get up to turn off a Light
33. Having to leave in a Game
34. Teammates Getting you Killed
35. Sneezing at the Worst Time
36. Sand in your Shoes
37. Mosquitoes
38. Laughing in the Wrong Places
39. Warm Toilet Seat
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1 ReplyEdited by beannie22: 9/18/2015 3:02:42 PMDestiny expansion prices. And castration, but that's not quite as bad.
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1 ReplyPeople that always say no
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1 ReplyGay people
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Sudden Poop Explosion
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3 RepliesWhen griiz invites me party then I cant join
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1 ReplyWhen Grizz says his raid team is full and you can't join. ;_;
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7 Replies[i]1. Colored People.[/i]
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1 ReplyLosing your glasses when running from the cops. Personal experience.
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4 RepliesPebbles in shoes
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1 ReplyNumber 8 can rel8
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1 ReplyWhen you forget to pull out and you're about to have a baby with the girl you cheated on your wife with
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1 ReplyEdited by TechnoKat: 9/17/2015 2:52:17 PMGambling on a fart and shitting yourself. Pouring the cereal only to find out that you don't have any milk.
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1 ReplyRhyming unintentionally.
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1 ReplyRealizing you're out of toilet paper [i]after[/i] you take a shit.
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2 RepliesSTEP PN A CLEAR LEGO!!
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3 RepliesCutting yourself while shaving your dating region. Explosive diarrhea while giving a public speech. Locking your keys in your car. Call of Duty. Forgetting you only have warm-ups on when you check into a game. Throwing a party no women show up to. Soccer. Figuring out that your date is in drag. Odd smelling deep fat fried food from the deli next to a liposuction clinic. Blue Cheese (also known as ground up sweaty gym socks). Zippering your stuff. Turning on the 'light' when you are rescuing something out of the garbage disposal. Forgetting the toilet paper for a weeklong camping trip. The Boston Celtics. Having many partners. In prison.
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1 ReplyFinding a spider on the wall in the middle of an epic shit and having no choice but to watch it
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1 ReplyI dropped my phone on my thigh and it chose you so I guess your entitled to a bump
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7 RepliesEdited by ElementPT78: 9/8/2015 3:04:57 AM-EA -Wet sand -Getting soap/Shampoo in eyes -EA -Getting salt water in eyes -Low batteries/Out of batteries -Splinters -EA -EA -Forgetting something thats important -Last but not least EA!
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1 Reply#firstworldproblems
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5 RepliesHaving a full 24 hours pass without touching griizlys butt
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3 RepliesEdited by 無い: 9/10/2015 4:15:34 PM30. Stepping on a thumbtack 31. Falling on a cactus 32. Falling off of your bike 33. Dying in a car crash 34. Ebola 35. Mauled by a bear
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1 ReplyEdited by Haknir: 9/17/2015 1:23:52 PMHitting your shin on the side of a razor scooter, that's the worst
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1 ReplyAdd no Wifi JUST DO IT
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1 ReplyNumber 8 I know waaaay too well
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2 RepliesJokingly asking who died... Then finding out someone actually died.
