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9/6/2015 2:54:20 AM
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My girlfriend (bae is such a stupid word) is being a foreign exchange student this year so yeah...I can't exactly fly over to Germany for a night when she's home alone
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Meanwhile she's getting pounded by some German dudes >.> jk jk
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Haha yeah. She's one of the wait for marriage girls anyway, which I respect
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Well..you could...but it'd be one expensive ticket
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And then I'd get their the next day lol
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Nah just pay to have a f16 pilot fly you
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Then yeah, very expensive ticket. I'd get her GPS coordinates too so I could parachute onto her house
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Tell her to have the German ambulance on standby as well In case of bad landing
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Edited by EragonSaphira: 9/6/2015 4:05:06 AMI would need it
