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8/18/2015 8:58:06 AM
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The Adventures of Randal and Hank Season 1 Episode 2: The Invasion

I AM SO, SO SORRY FOR THE HUGE DELAY. School finally caught up with me again, so I haven't had time all week. But here it finally is. Randal the Vandal and Hank the Shank are resting in Randal's cave. Hank's "ear" is still bandaged up from before. Randal: "How ya' doin' bud?" Hank beeps happily, but softly. Suddenly, they hear a thunderous roar from outside. Randal rushes out, and looks to the sky in disbelief. Randal: "This can't be happening!" Up above, a massive fleet of Oryx's ships are floating in orbit of Earth. Smaller ships are flying by. In the distance, a Fallen Ketch is shot down. Randal then looks to see Oryx, The Taken King standing in front of a Warlock. Oryx: "Toland, The Shattered. How typical of you to cheat death for the sake of the Great Machine." Toland: "Please don't hurt me! I-I mean you no harm!" Oryx: "I see through your lies." Toland suddenly dashes away, and fires a Nova Bomb at Oryx. However, Oryx slices the Bomb in half with his sword with ease, grinning evilly as he does so. He then uses demonic powers to levitate Toland in the air, before reworking him with Taken abilities. He then drops Toland. Toland: "What is thy bidding, my master?" Oryx: "Find, and destroy any Guardians you find. They will all burn at our feet." Toland: "Yes, master." He teleports away. Oryx turns to see Randal. Oryx: "Why hello there, little friend." He grins. Randal: "-blam!- this shit!" He runs. Oryx: "Oh no you don't." He fires a laser. However, Hank jumps in the way just in time, taking the hit. Randal: "HANK!!!!" But Hank doesn't die. Instead, he grows in size, and becomes possessed by the Taken. His beeps sound deeper and more menacing. Randal: "Hank?" Hank activates his weapons, and turns on Randal. Randal: "Hank? Buddy? You still there?" Hank is about to fire, but a Titan uses Fist of Havoc on Hank. It damages him, but doesn't kill him. Oryx is angered upon seeing him. Oryx: "YOU!!!" He levitates the Titan. The Titan speaks with the voice of a twelve year old: "So that's what Oryx looks like. Cool!" Oryx: "YOU TOOK MY SON!!!" Titan: "I just wanted Hunger of Cr--" Oryx slices him in half, blood splattering everywhere. Randal runs away. He soon sees a Fallen Skiff about to take off. He races into it. Inside is one lone Wolf Fallen pilot. He turns to see Randal. Randal: "Oh heyyyyy..." Randal throws the Dreg out of the Skiff. The Dreg does a Wilhelm scream as it falls out. Randal flies the Skiff away. Outside, Randal sees a Guardian ship- the newb ship specifically- flying out of Dock 13, only to get shot down by one of Oryx's ships before it even reaches the Wall. Randal flies into space. Once in Orbit, Randal sees masses upon masses of Oryx's fleets surrounding Earth. Randal to self: "The Guardians couldn't defeat him..." Suddenly, a Taken fighter ship pursues Randal. Randal decides to fly to Venus. Much later, Randal crash lands in front of the Vault of Glass. The Taken ship flies overhead. At the Vault, Randal sees the Taken pushing into the Vault. Randal: "Perfect! The door's still open!" Randal fights his way inside, soon reaching Templar's Well. Fallen luggage from before still remains. He hooks himself up, and charges the energy from the Oracles inside of him. Randal: "Yes... YES! Soon I will be Kell of Kells! Wait... What was that all about?" Suddenly, Darkblade appears. Blade: "When you're gone, I can fulfill my Master's work." Randal: "We'll see..." They fight. End of Episode 2! Again, sorry for the lateness. Feedback and suggestions are appreciated.

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