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Edited by Loot Cave Rave:
9/2/2015 3:45:37 PM
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YOU are the next Tower/Reef vendor - Pitch your idea
You know you, yeh? You know The Tower and The Reef, yeh?
Well in the next patch YOU have your own area in one of the social spaces.
What are you? Where are you? Why are you there? What use are you to anyone? Explain yourself!
You can be anything you like, just make it good or I will punch.
Come up with a good idea and you can have a vendor stall :)
Get your creativity on the go :-)
My Idea is in here -
[spoiler]Shader Design Hut!
My idea is to persuade that old bitch who sells a few boring shaders to retire so I can take her spot.
I'd sell an empty shader palette - all grey when you buy it and your character will look like a tit.
However I also sell hundreds of colours, patterns, shines, shimmers, glows and hues. You can buy 3 to put into your shader in whatever order you like.
Try before you buy! You will have half a screen showing the colour options and the other half showing your guardian and the effects the changes would have.
Fill your shader palette up and go on your way.
Once your shader is complete, it is locked and can not be changed, so you'll need to come back to me if you want a new one ;-)[/spoiler]
edit - Wowsers peeps, with all these cool ideas, we might have to ask Bunj to open up the closed area down near the Speaker! We gots lots of stuff and this hype is totes real!
edit - deleted the list of best ideas because it wasn't showing them all correctly and was becoming too long. Sorry
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Changing the facial features of your guardian on the fly, but for a price...
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Sparrow and ship upgrades After buying a sparrow you will have three upgrade slots on a sparrow and I can glue on these upgrades One upgrade will affect sparrow movement (Extra boost speed, longer and faster lateral movements or the timebreaker upgrade with super speed). Second slot would be a defence/offence upgrade some things would be (increased armour doubling your Durability, guns and a shield which would drain your boost if you want it to regen faster). Third would be a special one such as cloaking There would also be custom paint jobs The prices would be graded in order of worst to best (for example a shield would cost more than durability)
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I'd sell a consumable that, when used, I gives you a taken ally of your choosing.
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1 ReplyEdited by SOFxColdPizza: 9/6/2015 9:48:08 AMI'll be selling legendary and exotic buckets. These buckets are very useful in the world of Destiny. You may wonder why buckets? Well the simple answer to that is to collect ALL the tears from ALL the whiners because everyone will always bitch and whine about something and anything. Legendary buckets - 17 strange coins Exotic buckets - 20 strange coins & 10 motes of light
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4 RepliesThis may sound crazy, but I would come to the tower for 2 days, sell, one pice of armor for each class, one weapon, exotic shard and exotic engrams. I would also sell telemetry for weapons, also sparrow upgrades. Also heavy ammo. I think this would be cool
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I would be a vendor that sold balloons. They would cosmetically appear on your character, cost 3 strange coins, last for 2 minutes, and enable class special jumps in social spaces for the duration of the balloon.
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[b][u]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) THE CONDOM VENDOR[/u][/b] Xxxl condoms for the bosses Xl for ikora ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Large for CAYDE-6 Retarded Condoms for xur Small for the speaker and Xxs for rahool
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Crack
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Lemonade.
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I'd run a matchmaking kiosk. there would be an outlined area on the ground and as soon as six Guardians are standing in that zone they get put in a six person fireteam. If it's popular I'll sell the franchise and someone else can run the three person matchmaking kiosk. and If anyone is looking for the [i]other [/i]kind of matchmaking I'd suggest talking to sweeper bot.
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Ice cream vendor lol
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Vintage armour and weapons shop for all you hipsters. Don't worry, it'll all cost a fortune.
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2 RepliesI would run a casino. Strange coins would be the currency. All exotic weapons would cost 35 coins. We would play blackjack, soft 18, and no splitting. No minimum bet, no maximum bet, and xur would bring the beer.
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Raid gear exchange, similar to Variks, 2 pieces of gear from each raid, an armor piece and a weapon. Example of inventory. Atheons Epilogue 2.0 materials needed Atheons Epilogue Etheric Light X amount of Ascendant Energies X amount of Spirit Bloom X amount of Glimmer year 2 versions obtained from vendor will have different perks to their year 1 versions, so Fatebringer for example would be redesigned with new perks, visually identical with the same burn effect but different from its original version, this would also make the raids worth doing seeing as if you want that piece from the vendor you have to run the raid to get the original piece to trade in along with the other needed materials.
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I'd be a black market dealer. People would sell their old and rare gear and then I'd watch two collectors bid for my stuff.
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2 RepliesI'll sell my seashells[spoiler]Down in the Reef[/spoiler]
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A fast food fly through for sparrows, only with a fourth window to change the parts of your order that are wrong.
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Sword vendor!
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2 RepliesFor 10,000 glimmer I'll falcon punch anyone you want. For 15,000 glimmer I'll falcon punch them AND record it for you to see. And for 25,001 glimmer I'll capture whoever you want and do whatever falcon moves you want me to do to them.
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Getcha Phillies ova heya.
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I got these cheeseburgers.
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Umm...... I can decrypt engrams... with an extra 0.000002% chance of it becoming loot of a higher tier than the engram! It only costs 10000 Glimmer per engram! Now that's great value!
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Legendary collector gear I sell engrams from each dlc, allowing people to get vanilla gear if they want to. Had to be done.
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I sell legendaries with selectable perks for 25000 Glimmer of 50 coins.
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I would sell legendary and exotic sparrows with different perks like going invisible, being able to shoot missiles,use a shield, hover higher give you the ability to find relic iron etc. Have them go even faster than other sparrows, have different shaders for them . This should happen make using a sparrow fun. let me know if you agree
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King of the Hill "We sell pro-pain and pro-pain accessories"
